The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby BeemerBoy » Mon May 09, 2011 11:45 am

TR of the funeral?
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby chrisdanger » Mon May 09, 2011 11:52 am

BeemerBoy wrote:TR of the funeral?



You bet your sweet ass they're better be a TR of that. Cowboy midgets on trikes, hot strippers dressed as yeshiva schoolgirls, an all you can eat kosher buffet line, id pay admission for a funeral of that nature..Mazel Tov indeed...
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby Not For Sale » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:10 am

Surprise! Trip report!
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We are about to embark on an incredible journey, such as a turtle does, we were told.
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Our first stop: Manta
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's aquarium!
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God tried to hide this mistake in the water. It's not our place to call him out like this.
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"Oh... Hello, jew-god... I was just kidding about all of that"
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"It was Adam, I swear!"
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"It wasn't me!"
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"I was with here with the children..."
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And then jew-god scrambled my brain up into just a terrible mess
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To get my brain back in order, we went to go see the most coherent thing possible: Blue Horizons.
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"HEY BRYAN REMEMBER ME FROM YOUR NIGHTMARES?"
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Oh god is this really happening?
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You look pretty big for a bird!
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Ohhhh! It's not a bird, it's just an actress playing a person with brain damage.
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During my haze after smitten, I briefly understood the message and/or story behind this. Too bad that's gone.
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This is the last bird lady picture and I just realized I could've written some pretty funny bird on a stick stuff. Just imagine that happened. Would've been great, huh?
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We left the show early due to not having seats and being bored, and Adam had me do this, and I'm unintentionally making the international symbol for "I'm Shamu"
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Then we took the boat out for a spin, or a float.
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NOT ANOTHER ONE
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I'm beginning to think I'm getting cursed by jew-god
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Hi Jake
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SO THIRSTY NEED FOUNTAIN
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So then Adam took us to go ride the new Star Tours I think
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It's amazing how empty the queue was! We almost walked on!
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This is called a Wampa. This is also a caption Adam will probably tell me doesn't work because the reference is off.
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This is a Tattooine or whatever.
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Disney always puts in the nicest little touches into their attractions
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Because nothing ever goes wrong in a Disney ride! Lol!
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Seems weird that they would put this in a ride that just opened. Must be some sort of reference. I love it!
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Super stoked! Glasses free 3d!
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The cabins look really different, they went for an "outdated" look, and I love it! Great job, Disney!
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Then we got off the ride (we got Hoth this time) and checked out the cool post-show area. Here you see Adam confusing Star Trek for Star Wars! What an idiot!
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There were some cool animatronics there
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Like Admiral Akbar! By the way, I'm refusing to look up the spelling of any of this nonsense.
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Enjoy your nightmares.
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Oh no, what is it?!
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Must be some sort of mistake.
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They almost put "Wild Arctic" on there, which is actually a SeaWorld attraction! It just says "Wild Artic" on it though.
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Fun fact: This checkers game is actually in a stalemate, which is why there are skeletons still playing!
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It's nice to have fun!
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Oh cool! My Indiana Jones decoder will come in use here!
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Then Adam went in the Ewok Experience
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Aw, he's shy!
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Don't feed the Adam. He'll complain about you not serving chicken nuggets.
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And then he decided he didn't want to be an Ewok after all
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Cool! you can see how your hand prints compare to NBA players' hands!
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Wait a second... Disney doesn't serve Pepsi...
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OH GOD THAT'S RIGHT! WE WERE IN SEAWORLD!
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THIS IS ALL MAKING SO MUCH MORE SENSE TO ME
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Oh god, we ARE at SeaWorld!
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Oh, hi Erik
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We went to see One Ocean after our "incident"
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They have this set up so you entertain yourself before the animals feast on human flesh
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The person that did this one certainly couldn't have been happy with the results, right?
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"Look at how much fun you could be having!"
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Then it was time to Swim to the Face
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Go Merlin! Get to the face!
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The point of Swim to the Face is to start people off easy with the idea of people being fed to animals.
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Merlin won and got to eat a face!
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Then they do the traditional salute to all nations but mostly America
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Finally, the show is starting, and it starts off with a SPLASH! Get it?!
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This is an interesting shot: you can see the subtle human silhouette on screen that they use to entice the animals into jumping, thinking they'll get to eat the human (they won't, yet)
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Erik is totally ok with this. He's so oddventerous.
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Seconds later, this whale reached over and chomped down on her
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You can see the blood on its mouth. I can't believe this is happening this day and age.
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"I am prepared for this. I have no regrets"
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"May jew-god bless you"
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This is the symbol for "don't eat me"
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Which, of course, we raised proudly
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YOU'RE ALL MONSTERS
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"You're next."
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I was mortified by all of this. But I do love this hip angle!
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EXTREEEEEEME
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"Hey Erik, you want to make an ironically detached pose for this picture? You do? Great"
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"One more, just make this one look like you're visibly frustrated with us. You're doing great"
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After the park, Adam and I hit up a food truck festival thing.
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Left is Winter Park Fish Co, right is the Crooked Spoon
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Left, Yum Yum Cupcake Truck, right is Korean BBQ Taco Box
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Drinks and dessert menu for Big Wheel Provisions. They change their menu for each god damn meal somehow.
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I got a blueberry soda, which was a lot better than it sounds
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Adam and I split sriracha deviled eggs. He got a key lime soda (homemade). It was bad.
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Him and Grant (oh, by the way, Grant was there) split bacon and brown sugar fries. They said they were pretty much regular fries.
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Treehouse Truck's menu. This place is awesome but it's one of those places that seem to be trying to prove a point by how unhealthy they are.
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Example: the Luther burger: 2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts with a bacon cheeseburger in the middle.
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Grant ate most of this, somehow. I could never look him in the eyes again.
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Winter Park Fish Co menu
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She's actually standing on the ground and the guy is right next to her. They built a hole in the truck for her.
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I got seared tuna on a stick with a sweet chili glaze. SO GOD DAMN GOOD
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Also, there was a band there. We were too busy eating like pigs to pay attention to their name or songs.
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Oh, and here's Adam devouring tuna on a stick
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Grant got a corn muffin topped with pulled pork from the Red Eye BBQ truck. It's like he was trying to win a "most disgusting food" contest.
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Adam got a mango Jarritos and a whoopie pie (homemade?) from Big Wheel Provisions for dessert.
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Melissa's Chicken and Waffles menu. I went with the blueberry cheesecake waffle, of course.
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I liked it a lot. Oh, and that's the back of Grant's head over there.
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Thanks so much for reading, everybody. I know this was a tough one. If you're the one person on TPR that hasn't read Erik and Smisty's thread, do yourself a favor, they're much better than us. http://tinyurl.com/erikandsmisty

Now I'll go sink into a food coma
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby Electerik » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:47 am

I really enjoyed the photos I was in.

But shame on you, Bryan, for all those tasteless killer whale/human flesh jokes. As you well know, being eaten by Shamu is still statistically safer than visiting LAX or riding Rip Ride Rockit.

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby Moose » Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:31 am

This was amazing.

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby Meteornotes » Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:41 am

This would have been perfect if Sharktopus would have showed up at some point. Work on that for next time.

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby jedimaster1227 » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:38 am

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I want Beef Taco Box.
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby cfc » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:56 am

"Beef Taco Box"--yet another great name for a band.

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby Not For Sale » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:11 am

You 2 are gross.
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby jedimaster1227 » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:25 am

^Beef taco box?
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