The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby djjarvicious » Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:22 pm

I live in Jew-Hell :( FML
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby Wes » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:59 pm

Stop ripping off the plots of iCarly episodes. Yeesh.

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby jray21 » Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:03 am

What an awesome report, I'm so glad it's back! Can't wait for the next installment in two years! I wish Disneyland would bring back their flavored churros (not jelly doughnut type), but I guess I was the only one who liked them.
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby Not For Sale » Mon May 09, 2011 2:05 am

HEY GUESS WHAT WE HAVE A NEW UPDATE AND IT ONLY TOOK A FEW YEARS THIS TIME
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"Good luck in Macbeth!" -Adam
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"YOU DARE NOT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF AN ACCOMPLISHED THEATRE ACTORE"
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What kind of gross person leaves a mattress on top of their car while they go to a park (or work)? I can't stop thinking about this. They know it rains a lot in Florida, right? Are they attempting to ruin their mattress?
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Oh, right. We go to parks in these.
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I don't get the reference. What does the Bryan and Adam Show have to do with American Idol?
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Adam takes gross pictures. I didn't crop this at all. I'm not kidding.
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As we were entering, we saw some street performers, and THEY SAW US TOO.
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You guys get it? He's the stupid one because his suspenders are on wrong!
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I feel bad making fun of these guys. They all commit 100%, have zero irony in what they do, and are meant to be enjoyed by children. That being said: nice looking straight down the barrel, croc-boy. Why don't you wear something that clashes more on your next visit? I'll fight you. Seriously.
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LOOK AT HIM, DEALING DRUGS ON PROPERTY!
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Listen, I had no idea how creepy it looks to have my arm around Adam like that when we took the photo. I was really trying to do a "normal" pose like "normal" people.
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Look at my fingers curl up on his shoulder. He might as well be my intern I'm holding him so close.
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This is the "holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa" of DHS.
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I don't get it.
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"We just made out."

"AND THE KISSIN AND THE SMOOCHIN AND THE HATE OF MY OWN RACE"
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"We just made out."

"A hackneyed joke based on a catchphrase from 60 years ago!"
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Here's the traditional acknowledgement of the existence of Sounds Dangerous photo for this update.
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The "Great" Movie Ride...
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...Is sponsored by delicious and refreshing Coca-Cola Classic! Enjoy one today!
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How elegant! It looks just like a terrible Chinese restaurant!
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A. The Island
B. Battlefield Earth
C. Pootie Tang
D. Birth of a Nation
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Fun fact: Adam has a family of squirrels living on his neck.
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Wait why are we doing this?
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I heard James Cagney once used a grapefruit as a sex toy. He never looked at breakfast the same way again.
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So, remember when I was being nice about the street performers?
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Let's just say, these people can shove it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MItMDkc343M
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PyOfsKOmlE
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Oh, right. Screw these guys.
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"Bryan, you shouldn't be so mean to the cast members"
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"They're trying to get by, just like the rest of us"
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"BUT THEY DON'T DO ACTING GOOD AND MAKE ME FEEL NICE"
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"He's right!"
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"Also I don't like the black ones"
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"Oops! Sorry, jew-god!"
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"I'M NOT REALLY DEAD, I JUST LIKE SLEEPING ON DRY ICE"
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"Lesson learned: don't begrudge bad actors at theme parks, don't be racist, and don't sleep on dry ice because that's totally weird"
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Easy way to tell that this isn't New York: Adam isn't actively trying to avoid eye contact with other people.
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Oh sweet release of Coca-Cola Classic, save me from this heck hole.
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You must be wondering, why did Bryan say heck instead of the traditional, usual way of saying it?
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Well, I ask you, why are you asking questions? This is a one-way form of communication! But to answer your question, our agreement with Coca-Cola forbids us from cussing in the captions of pictures depicting Coca-Cola Classic, which is delicious and refreshing.
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"Why don't we go ride Midway Mania? It's my favorite!"
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"What's that? You need to speak into my good ear, my other one keeps falling out"
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WHAT IS THAT
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KILL IT WITH FIRE
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"Hey, what's that?"
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"Oh, you mean this? It's called a topiary"
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"Yeah, that! Let me point at it for a few more minutes and not say anything else because I like it so much"
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I wonder how many companies Disney approached to sponsor rides, and how far down the list Hanes was.
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Hey, you know what band is really really bad?
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"Ha ha! I know all too well, Bryan."

"Thanks, guy from The Magic School Bus"
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"Where's the armpit hair, Roth?!"
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This is the part where I peed all over the queue.
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If you ever thought this was clever, you don't belong in this thread. We don't want your business around here.
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See how much I love you guys?
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Oh yeah, I guess Adam loves you too.
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EXCLUSIVE EXCLUSIVE EXCLUSIVE EXCLUSIVE

RNRC IN DISNEYLAND

SOMEONE PICK UP THE RED PHONE, LANCE FROM SCREAMSCAPE IS ON THE OTHER END
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Then we went on The Scary Door Tower of Terror
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Ugh, why can't this be at a ride I don't actually like? Why do you have to make my job so hard?
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The scariest of all equations are theoretical ones, we all know this.
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You're entering an area in the vicinity adjacent to a location. The kind of location where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples, it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door
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So I don't really remember the plot of the ride exactly so here's what I'm pretty sure happens: these dudes go into an elevator and are about to bone...
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...but, like, the elevator is stuck, so they just start boning right in the elevator...
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...but then the manager opens the door...
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...and he's all, I want some'a that...
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...so they're gettin' into it, but, like, the dudes can't keep it up...
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...and, like, one of the chicks has magic powers and like makes them go away.
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So then you go on and they drop you or whatever
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Take a minute and just soak in everything that's happening in this picture
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So I was loudly explaining the plot of the ride to Adam and they decided they didn't want our business anymore. What gives?
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So we went to where we were welcome... A value resort.
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And being nerds, we gravitated to the arcade immediately.
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And Adam being a weirdo, he gravitated to a Star Wars thing.
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I've heard Adam's cherry needs to be taken out as well.
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"Shut up."
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Fun fact: this is modeled after Adam and I
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See?
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So this is what it looks like when I don't realize a picture is being taken.
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And this is when I make the ladies go wild.
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So the reason we're really here is to eat, and what did we eat, you ask?
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Yeah, Adam actually ordered that...
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THIS is why we're here. The cheesecake here is awesome, it's tie-dye and has red velvet cake instead of the traditional crust.
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INSIDE ME, NOW
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Unfortunately, Adam thought he was supposed to eat the plastic, and I had to take him to the hospital. Then he died. The end.

Thanks for reading! We really mean it! RIP Adam.
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby cfc » Mon May 09, 2011 5:37 am

Hmm . . . I have a strong sense of deja vu over some of these photos . . . where have I seen them before? Hmm . . .
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby chrisdanger » Mon May 09, 2011 7:43 am

Have there been arrangements made for Adams memorial service, does it involve a midget dressed as a cowboy riding a tricycle?
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby SharkTums » Mon May 09, 2011 8:16 am

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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby Not For Sale » Mon May 09, 2011 11:38 am

chrisdanger wrote:Have there been arrangements made for Adams memorial service, does it involve a midget dressed as a cowboy riding a tricycle?

Yes, the traditional Jewish funeral. You're familiar with it, I see.
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Re: The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Postby cfc » Mon May 09, 2011 11:43 am

Something isn't kosher about all this.
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