The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

Someone might want to download the Microsoft "Tag Reader" app and scan the image. Just a thought...

32 = number of times Adam has visited Gaylord Palms this calendar year to date.

Update coming Monday. This Monday. I promise. Also we're hiring interns.

Leverage, says you. I think I feel a change in the wind, says I.

Get ready for some Biodigital Jazz, man.

Leverage

The premiere of The Bryan and Moishe Show Season 3 is here!

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Us here at the Bryan and Adam Show World Headquarters (we call it HQ for short, just a little bit of fun we have! Hey, you don't have to be crazy to work here!) would like to welcome you guys back to this wild and wacky world we wcreated

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We started thinking, how long has it really been since Bryan has been in Orlando?

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Certainly it hasn't been TOO long, right? Right? oh god the room is closing in on me

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You can tell Bryan doesn't know how to handle himself anymore. The easiest way to spot this is to look at the completely dead expression on his face and increased mouthbreathing.

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Whew. He's getting it back. Also, speaking in the 3rd person is proving to be too weird so I'm stopping that this instant.

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Oh right, this is Adam. He likes biodigital jazz. He also loves shitty movies.

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You see, spring could mean the literal object of a spring, or even the verb, as in spring to life, but what's really interesting here is that Spring is also a season. Isn't that neat? I can go on and on about this...

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...So I will!

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Here's all 45 definitions of the word "spring" from Dictionary.com!

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To rise, leap, move, or act suddenly and swiftly, as by a sudden dart or thrust forward or outward, or being suddenly released from a coiled or constrained position

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To be released from a constrained position, as by resilient or elastic force or from the action of a spring

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To issue forth suddenly, as water, blood, sparks, fire, etc. (often followed by forth, out, or up )

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To come into being, rise, or arise within a short time (usually followed by up )

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To come into being by growth, as from a seed or germ, bulb, root, etc.

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To proceed or originate from a specific source or cause.

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To have as one's birth or lineage; be descended, as from a person, family, stock, etc.

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To rise or extend upward, as a spire.

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To take an upward course or curve from a point of support, as an arch.

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To come or appear suddenly, as if at a bound

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To start or rise from cover, as a pheasant, woodcock, or the like.

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To become bent or warped, as boards.

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To shift or work loose, as parts of a mechanism, structure, etc.

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To explode, as a mine.

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To begin to appear, as day, light, etc.

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To cause to spring

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To cause to fly back, move, or act, as by resiliency, elastic force, a spring, etc

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To cause to shift out of place, work loose, warp, split, or crack

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To split or crack

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To develop by or as by splitting or cracking

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To bend by force, or force in by bending, as a resilient slat or bar.

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To stretch or bend (a spring or other resilient device) beyond its elastic tolerance

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To bring out, disclose, produce, make, etc., suddenly

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To leap over.

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To secure the release of (someone) from confinement, as of jail, military service, or the like.

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To move (a vessel) into or out of a berth by pulling on the offshore end of a warp made fast to the pier.

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To explode (a mine).

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A leap, jump, or bound.

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A sudden movement caused by the release of something elastic.

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An elastic or bouncing quality

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Elasticity or resilience

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A structural defect or injury caused by a warp, crack, etc.

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An issue of water from the earth, taking the form, on the surface, of a small stream or standing as a pool or small lake.

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The place of such an issue

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A source or fountainhead of something

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An elastic contrivance or body, as a strip or wire of steel coiled spirally, that recovers its shape after being compressed, bent, or stretched.

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The season between winter and summer: in the Northern Hemisphere from the vernal equinox to the summer solstice; in the Southern Hemisphere from the autumnal equinox to the winter solstice.

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(in temperate zones) the season of the year following winter and characterized by the budding of trees, growth of plants, the onset of warmer weather, etc.

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The first stage and freshest period

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A line from the quarter of a vessel to an anchor on the bottom, used to hold the vessel at its mooring, broadside to the current.

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Also called springing. Architecture .
a.
the point at which an arch or dome rises from its support.
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the rise or the angle of the rise of an arch.

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The dawn, as of day, light, etc.

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Of, pertaining to, characteristic of, or suitable for the season of spring

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Resting on or containing mechanical springs.

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Spring for, Informal . to pay for; treat someone to.

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Oh look! A Pixar ball topiary! Good thing I wore my Hawaiian shirt!

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I thought there was supposed to be a big ol' fountain thing here!

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I call this "the duality of man". Nobody's used that before, right?

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Wait, when was Ice Station cool renamed? They better still have some delicious and refreshing Coca-Cola products.

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They do! This is actually Coke from the Land of Giants.

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If you told me a year ago I would be seeing these everywhere, I would first ask you why you're telling me this, then ask you questions about the future, like how great 5nal Destination was.

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How does somebody steal cotton candy? Why wouldn't they just steal the whole thing? Now I'm imagining somebody with cotton candy in their pockets. Also, I have a new fetish.

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What have you guys done to Communicore?!

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Oh neat! They still have Journey Into Imagination! I wonder how Dreamfinder is!

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Oh look! They added more Figment! This is gonna be great!

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It's only a 20 minute wait, so we decided to wait for it, of course.

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It's great to see people are still excited to see classic attractions!

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Dreamfinder forever!

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We're almost there! I bet this aged really well!

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You just gotta love the details in the queue! By the way, queue is Britainish for line.

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This part is so cool! The eyes in the portraits follow you no matter which direction you're looking at them from!

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This is Adam's impression of what it's like to drop someone else's camera. I don't know where he gets this stuff!

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So excited I might even...

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...wet...

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...myself

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Ohgodwhathavetheydone

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I'm never speaking to any of you again.

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Adam, jew-god help you if this gets worse.

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MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER

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"Adam, this is jew-god. I'm here to make sure Bryan doesn't murder you"

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I...I just need to be alone for a little bit.

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I think I'm going to make a site on freewebs trying to strong-arm Disney into bringing back Dreamfinder forever.

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Adam then took me over to show me what has happened in my absence.

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It was a lot to handle...

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But hey, this looked really cool!

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Adam told me he had a surprise for me, and to fill up my water bobble (hi Allison)

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"If this isn't good, I'm going back to jew-god and telling him you lied to me"

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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

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"Hey do you think this is behind a rope so you don't touch it?" "No."

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Gross.

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So Adam shared some more bad news with me...

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OH GOD IT'S GOING TO BE HORRIBLE

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Wait... What am I doing?! It's like a million times better now!

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Then we pretended to go into Innoventions and I liked it a lot better than Communicore.

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So we went on Spaceship Earth... I hope they didn't mess with my precious burning Rome scent that I never shut up about.

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Yeah it's a lot better now. You probably think I'm kidding. Stop being nostalgic about cheesy, bad things. You're not a child anymore.

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SO MUCH BETTER NOW

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Adam nearly jizzed his pants when he saw this

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And this.

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Hey ladies

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So Adam has a new fetish for taking pictures of me without me knowing. Adam, go get your rocks off somewhere else, this is a family park.

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So I really like this poster. If anyone wants to buy it for me I'll take dirty pictures for you. In fact, I'll take dirty pictures for anyone. Point is, I like that poster.

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We'll be back here later, but I won't remember I have this picture so look forward to us seeing Mickey in 20 pictures or so!

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A WHAT

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So there was no way I wasn't going to get it. I realized after first bite it's just a fancy name and shape for a jelly doughnut. By the way, doughnut has a "ugh" in it, representing the sound you should make whenever someone brings that up.

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I don't remember what we were going for in this picture, but it delights me to no end.

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I wonder what we'll choose...

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Yeah, you should have figured.

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I support gopher rights.

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"I had this installed so I can do shameful things without looking at anyone in the eye! Give it a whirl!"

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Sounds about right. (Tomorrowland Speedway)

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"HAY GUYS REMEMBER ME"

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"Stop it. You're making me look stupid"

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"I'M WAT?"

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"We had a hiatus for a reason, Adam..."

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So for dinner at Anthony's, of course, where Moishe, the boy genius can't have any bread because jew-god will send him to Utah (jew-hell)

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Man, I bet Moishe is missing bread right now. I certainly make it look so appetizing.

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But he got an "adorable" looking soup. (Note: read "adorable" sarcastically.)

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So we went to watch the Main Street Electrical Parade. I was nostalgic about it for a minute, then realized how boring it is. Enough of that garbage.

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So we went to go see Mickey instead!

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Mickey stole all of his inventions from Tesla. Discuss.

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Look, he's practicing luring children! He's doing great!

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Look at us, not making weird stupid faces, acting like normal people for once!

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Seriously, this was such a delight. I loved it.

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Until Minnie challenged me in a freestyle rap battle, which I lost. It's apparently hard to not rhyme when you're a cartoon character! Who knew?!

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STOP MOVING WE'RE TRYING TO GET A PICTURE OF YOU

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This is in honor of our best friend Bill, who couldn't be there with us...

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Guys, backstage. It's so cool. It's like being in back of a regular building, but it isn't one!

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So we went back to Haunted Mansion via the backstage route during the parade or Wishes or whatever was happening at that time. Also, this is a picture of Adam being Jewish.

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SO, in all sincerity: Thanks to everyone for reading this. It really means a lot to both of us that people still care about this thread and the stupid pictures we post. We're going to have a lot more very soon.

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NEED MORE DEFINITIONS OF SPRING!!!!

Seriously though, this was awesome! So excited for more!

More awesome than awesome.

dt

Your review of the Main Street Electrical Parade was SPOT ON!!!

BTW, I noticed the photo chosen for the front page update...


makes it look like the "Adam Show", which if course is fitting.

I found 184 double-chins in this Photo TR.