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Postby Coasterboy2 » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:19 am

robbalvey wrote:
Coasterboy2 wrote:This is a very small but fun update.

It was 20 photos and a video! WTF! It's not really bigger or smaller than any of the other Spain updates I've been doing!

--Robb "I don't post an update...people complain...I post an update...people complain....*sigh*" Alvey

I didn't complain. It just felt like a small update to me, so I noticed. It wasn't my intention to complain, sorry if you think otherwise. I also said it was a fun update, and it is. :)

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Postby coasters 4 me » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:30 am

What was Benidorm like? I was at Terra Mitica on the 9th July.

I was hoping to maybe get to the park the same day as you guys. But, it didn't happen. I went to Spain with my friend and his family. So, I couldn't just ask to go where whenever I wanted. But anyways.

Damn.....that hotel is NICE!!

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Postby brinksy » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:53 am

The joy of seeing Benidorm brings back some memories of a crazy golf course as part of, or, close to FestiLandia! I might be mistaken!!!

The last time I was in Benidorm was for a stag night/weekend. I got so drunk on Vodka that I broke my wrist fighting with a bottle bank, lost my trainers along the sea front, went swimming fully clothed at some stupid hour of the morning and then woke some poor old Spanish woman up by knocking on her hotel room in nothing but my underpants. I was on the wrong floor in the hotel.

Enjoying the updates

PS. May I suggest an update of purely "HOFFMAN" This would surely shut up the complainers!!!!!

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Postby SteveC » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:02 am

^^If you are staying in a 5+ star hotel with 6 swimming pools, the most amazing garlic mushrooms for breakfast (as well as any other food you could think to eat) and are a 5 minute bus journey from Terra Mitica (including a random roundabout ride en route) then it is a TOP place.

Other than that, I would transfer Draky and the other assorted rides and the brilliant plastic theming to Zaragoza and then completely obliterate Benidorm, which is a pustulant wart on the face of a simply stunning country.

This is of course IMO. :mickey:

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Postby downunder » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:20 am

Cool poem, maybe you should get some TPR sponsors and then use the funds to do a Jay and Silent Bob, and go to each complainers place and beat the crap out of them - they'll probably down in their darkened basements enjoying Hoffman girl pictures.

That resort looks awesome.

I'm glad the trip went really well, I hope you are both getting some rest before the Midwest trip.

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Postby MrMorgan » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:53 am

ParkTrips wrote:nice video! and it was nice to meet you as well, but damn you for using sad music I am already sad I am no longer in Germany...

Louise wrote:Morgan's video just totally made me emotional. Think it was mostly the personal choice of song, but still. I miss you all! Amazingly fun trip. Coming home to drama sucks.

Hey you guys! I miss it, too. That's why I had to dive in and get some video done... it makes the whole experience last longer.

Sorry that you think the song sounds sad! I actually always found it more inspirational. I love "Athlete". I don't think anyone knows them in the states.

Anyways. I'm already going through coaster withdrawal, and to combat that will continue working on the videos "featuring" (hi panthers) Phantasialand, Toverland, and Holiday Park. Can't wait to see everyone else's pics and videos and stuff!

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Postby Chrissie » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:08 am

Lol!! Love the video MrMorgan! It was a very fitting song!! The poem was awesome too! Was laughing so much, even the dog is looking at me strangely. Lol!

Loving the little kiddie park, is it far from Terra Mitica?

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Postby Homer » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:36 am

MrMorgan, that was funnier than any of the paint updates I did to lighten up this topic. Best part was the Hoffman girl part, I literally passed out at that time.

The resort looked seriously awesome and Draky was 20 kinds of WTF with a carny charm!

Awesome update.
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Postby terrancew_hod » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:46 am

Coasterboy2 wrote:I didn't complain. It just felt like a small update to me, so I noticed. It wasn't my intention to complain, sorry if you think otherwise. I also said it was a fun update, and it is. :)

I know you're young so maybe you haven't been taught this:

If you KNOW something is a touchy subject (ie updates), anything given should be received with much gratitude. So instead of selfishly saying "thanks for the small update..." you should have just said "Thanks Robb for the update!"

See the difference? And if you add "to me", such as you did in the above quote, you're thinking about yourself rather than being grateful you got something.

It's all in the delivery son.

Geez. It's like a buying a hungry man a dinner at Denny's and he says "thanks for the snack."


PS Robb: Thanks for the updates and all that you do despite what you have to put up with from the "ungratefuls", especially when you don't charge ANYONE to come to your site to look. Look forward to seeing you in two weeks for the Midwest trip!
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Postby Moose » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:18 am

I just want to put it out there that not all of us were credit wh0res. The panthers thought the beach was much more deserving of our time than drakey. Though there were far too few hot half (or fully) nekkid spanish men there :|


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