Oh Title Fairy,
I've frequented this site since I was a wee lad of 9 years old, way pre-forum. I became hooked after seeing the "What Not To Do on a Roller Coaster" animation. I am the 344th member of this fine social bulletin and joined only 6 days after its establishment. So much time has been wasted on this website...
You simply OWE it to me to give me one of your famed hand tossed fresh custom titles. My current one is way too 2005.
Hmm, if it's only your CD drive that's broken, couldn't you just replace it? Cheaper than a new computer, and easy to install...
Then again, if this is just a cheap excuse to get a new computer