Brief history lesson about Del Grosso's....it's a theme park owned by an Italian food company! So there are rides...and LOTS of food!!!

When we got to the park we marked our territory like wolves.

The group got a really nice introduction and some background about the park and the factory...the takeaway from that introduction was...

"It's all about the SAUCE!!!"

The sauce is KidTums approved!

"The pizza is fantastic!"

During the summer Del Grosso's offers "Spaghetti Wednesday" and each week features a different special!

We being the fatties that we are, took complete advantage of being at the park on Spaghetti Wednesday!

Ok, ok...we know the sauce is important...but let's go check out the park!

The rides section on on side and rides on the other...since no one wants to see half naked TPR members frolicking in the water, we didn't want to scare the poor unsuspecting souls in the waterpark so we stuck to the rides.

Yes, it's true...we are all dirty, dirty whores!

Dude...it's the WACKY WORM!!! Not Millennium Force! =)

"Yes it's true! I am a dirty, dirty whore!"

Jahan contemplates... "You know I *could* be a whore... if I wasn't always on my period... if I wasn't afraid of penguins... could get Tatsu to dispatch at least every 4 minutes... if I didn't still have glass shards in my ass... could eat peanut butter... didn't drive the Fit...ahh, hell, it's hopeless...I'll never be a whore...maybe I'll just join that anti-mayo group and find some friends there...no wait...that would be even MORE loserish...ok, so at least I'll take solace in knowing that while I'll never be a whore, I'm not a stupid and pathetic as those people who are deathly afraid of vegetable oil and egg yolks. Yes, I do feel better about myself now... oh, what's that? I have to put my lapbar down? Oh, sorry...

Living proof that not only are we dirty, dirty whores...we are also all addicted to crack!

You can find some very tastey treats here including potato salad and other goodies!

Across the street from the park...there it is! Where all the magic happens! It's the SAUCE FACTORY!!!

The park is very nice and reminds me of an old school "picnic grove." Lots of trees and shade with old school flat rides...

Stuff like the Sea Dragon...

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