A lil' Robby Rob christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

 

Not a device operating, not even the mouse;

 

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

 

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

 

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

 

After a day at six flags, riding for creds;

 

Spook in her sash, and I in my cap,

 

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

 

 

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

 

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

 

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

 

Along came Robby, Spook, and her sash.

 

 

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,

 

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

 

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

 

But a miniature coaster car, and eight animatronic reindeer,

 

With a little brakeman, so lively and quick,

 

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

 

 

More rapid than Steel Dragon, his coursers they came,

 

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

 

"Now, Boulderdash! now, Demon! now, Anaconda and Achterbahn!

 

On, Comet! on Kumba! on, Cyclops and Schweizer-Bobbahn!

 

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

 

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

 

As the best of the intamin rockets they fly,

 

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

 

So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

 

With the car full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.

 

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

 

The prancing and pawing of each mechanical hoof.

 

 

As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,

 

Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

 

He was dressed all in fur, as odd as it may be:,

 

Aside from his hoodie that read A.C.E.

 

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,

 

And he looked like a dippin' dots salesman just opening his stack.

 

His eyes -- quite disturbing! yet his smile - quite merry!

 

At least we all know now he's not really Spookbaby!

 

 

His troll-like mouth was drawn up like a bow,

 

And the beard of his chin was as fake as the snow;

 

The stump of a bubble-pipe he held in his yellow teeth,

 

And the bubbles encircled his head like a wreath;

 

He had a broad face and a giant round belly,

 

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

 

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old freak,

 

And I laughed when I saw him, for I didn't dare speak;

 

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

 

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

 

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

 

And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,

 

I guess that his shirt was lined with LIMs too,

 

For as he got near the fireplace, up the chimney he flew;

 

 

He sprang to his car, who under his weight kinda failed,

 

And away they all flew like a Morgan derailed.

 

But I heard him exclaim something that left me astounded,

 

"MEWWY KWISMAS TA ALL! AND DONT FURGET TA POUND IT!"

 

That was hilarious, especially the ACE and LIM parts.

Really hilarious flipdude you never cease to make me laugh with your comics man keep 'em coming.

Thanks, guys!

That was hilarious! You misspelled "Boulderdash" though. You left out the "s." I love your comics!

 

^Is that going to be an emoticon?

^It should be!!

 

 

LOL Awesome!!!! Lil' Robby Robb ROCKS!

^^I hope. Robb hasnt seen it yet

Awesome! You've done it again FLIPDUDE!

---Brent

I'm kind of embarassed to admit this but I seriously almost fell out of my desk chair. THAT WAS AMAZING!!!! You're cleverness and wit never cease to amaze me! Keep 'em coming!

 

Btw, I my hair! LOL

 

Laura "why was I sharing abed with Ryan!?" Huls

^^I hope. Robb hasnt seen it yet

 

Then why don't you send it to him or somthing? By the way funny comics

now we have acer joe and acer santa.

The best Christmas poem I ever did see,

 

Now gives a new avatar idea to me.

^^^Thanks, spook! ^-^ Glad you loved it so much! and all Id id was change the highlights like you asked o.o;; and you werent sharing a bed with ryan, there are three beds there, it's a slumber partay.

 

^^ ACEr Joe IS Santa Joe.

 

^OMG I love it!

 

and why does every time I say X D D without the spaces it says: " XDD " ?

< The fact that it blends in with the grey background makes it look a lot better!

 

P.S. What are you commending me for? YOU made it!

^Yes, but I love that you used it and that you rhymed that post.

Aaaah.

 

Wasn't that hard.

 

Yours, however, must have taken a fair bit of time to create such genius.

 

Anyone else think this should turn into a Flash video adaptation, a la Stationman's House of Horrors?

Aaaah.

 

Wasn't that hard.

 

Yours, however, must have taken a fair bit of time to create such genius.

 

Anyone else think this should turn into a Flash video adaptation, a la Stationman's House of Horrors?

 

i acutlaly thought of tha tbut for some reason flash wouldnt import my sound file.

 

 

and the slideshow is really jsut a bunch of lsightly edited parts of the FD3 comic

Hey, if it works, it works.

 

// Has never actually used Flash programs (or Photoshop, for that matter)...

 

and why does every time I say X D D without the spaces it says: " I like small boys in tights. " ?

 

I don't know but it's kind of funny

 

Laura "XD" Huls

and why does every time I say X D D without the spaces it says: " I like small boys in tights. " ?

 

XD <-----LMAO!! Just some filter fun the tpr mods like to do!! With my new thicker skin I can appreciate this more!!

 

Mike"867-5309"Black <-----

IMHO this is the most creative and charming thing you have done to date!

 

Absolutely awesome!

 

I never need to say this, I just realy want to. Keep up the good work. You never cease to amaze me.

Talent, m'boy. Pure talent.

 

I was under the impression that English isn't your first language. Regardless, that was an excellent modification job.

 

Bravo!

 

^^Thank you guy! And I dont care if you say things several times, I practically do these for the comments so any repetitive positive comment is better than no comment at all.

 

^Thanks, Rollermonkey! And English really isn't my first language, however, I am very american. I know fluent english, better than anyone in my family, I LOVE america, I in fact have a map of it on my bedroom wall with pins o it marking where I want to go, I have an american accent when I speak english(though I can switch it to israeli or even british!) unlike anyone else in my family(including my half-sisters who live in LA!) and some people tell me I even have a slight american accent when talking hebrew, which is REALLY weird. I am very familiar with american culture, and visit the US about once every year or two.

my mom makes fruitcakes or stuf flike that every christmas depsite the fact we're jewish, and on my bar mitzvah, instead of having a rite of passage into adulthood via rabbi like most people, I had a coaster trip from LA to New York! Now that's a rite of passage with a passport stamp to show for it!

Lol, this is awesome as usual Flipdude! Nice work on the Poem, although, i sort of wanted a few more pictures, than just writing, even though it was really good and funny.

^^I had a feeling you were Jewish! That makes at least three of us on the forum. Anyways, Happpy Hannukah (one of the many ways to spell it)!

 

Oh, and I really did like the story, as always, your references make your stories all the better. Keep up the amazing work!

A morgan derailed...

 

LOL