shesaidboom AND 307 GO TO MONTREAL AND NEW ENGLAND IN SEARCH OF THEIR 200TH COASTERS AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CRAP!!! PART ONE OF ... THREE? FOUR? WHATEV.
Witness the thrills! The chills! The spills! The dills!
Okay well I don't think either of us ate any dills on this trip, but we'll just pretend for the sake of rhyme that we enjoyed a good crisp dill.
So anyway this trip was not really planned as far in advance as some of our others, which is to say we still had like two months of planning around it. We had originally envisioned adding Seabreeze to the itinerary, but a lack of funds from Jer's jobless A$$ forced us to cancel.
We have always had good luck on trips, be it with good weather, most coasters being open, generally empty parks and basically not a lot of hindrance to our enjoyment of the trip.
There's always a first one that goes bad, though, and for us - I am hoping it was this one. 'Cause like, if it got worse than some of this trip, boy howdy I'd really be tempted to just give up coaster riding.
Part One: La Ronde [...it's in this post, stupid]
Part Two: The Great Escape
Part Three: Six Flags New England
Part Four: Lake Compost Day One
Part Five: Lake Compost Day Two/Conclusion
Stop one on our trip was La Ronde in Montreal, a report which we will present to you - IN THE FORM OF HAIKUS!
Before we begin, I'll give you a reasoning as to just why we decided to report in haikus: Montreal and La Ronde sucked so hard that we were forced to create haikus to help pass the time and keep our sanity.
CanobieFan and sfne2003 - we're both in agreement that you guys are the jerks for having such a good time here whilst we got "le shaft".
Without further adieu, let's get to haiku!
Boomerang was closed
Missed the credit, but oh well
Get to keep brain cells!