You Know You're Addicted To Theme Park Review When...

You're at band camp and your friend is eating pasta without sauce and you point at it and say "That's an Elissa-approved meal".

Yeah, I did that this week.

You look at a squrrel and try and catch it for Elissa.

You're on Goliath at SFOG and scream out that you just communicated with an alien.

You paint your room green and right TPR Rox my Sox across it...

When you make a thread about addiction and TPR.

You see an animatronic on a cheap dark ride with exposed boobs, and shout out "It's Robb approved!"

The boat splashes down and you shout, NOT AN ACCEPTABLE LEVEL OF WETNESS!

You have a signature move... and use it everywhere.

You obsess about seeing coasters through the trees.

"the Lady Gay"

That'll get Joey's attention.

You go to a petting zoo, and look for a donkey first.

...when you remember that there's already been one of these threads.

http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18201

I'll leave this one unlocked since the last thread was over a year ago!

--Robb

...When you sent your money in for the UK trip the day they put the info online!

^^Awesome! Cos I wanna post...

When you wear the site's official Tee or sweatshirt to flaunt your membership. (lol me )

the world is round.

Mine was taken

You have Robb and Elissas faces tattooed on your back

talk aobut obsessive. Don't worry I never did this and I never will.

When your finally stupid enogh to ride an arrow corksrew twice in a row and 3 times in a day.

Yes that was me.

(EDIT) Yay! 300th post!

when someone asks you if a ride is rough and you say, "Smooth as a baby's bottom"

You think of captions AS you take the picture.

When you try to tell your dad (who couldn't care less) how Vekomas are known to be rough! LOL Thats me

... you yell Theme Park Review For THe Win in a bobsled coaster when your friend behind you is making a PoV.

True story, i'll get the movie up soon, I hope!

when someone asks you if a ride is rough and you say, "Smooth as a baby's bottom"

When you know thats a lie!

You think of captions AS you take the picture.

Almost! You have a caption, then go looking to take a specific picture!

JJ

I do that all the time. LOL