Ryan King Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Wow..What A Day..I got Some FREAKIN Awesome Pictures! These Arent like my crappy Blackbeard's Post...these are WAY better. I dont have much to say as to how the day went..the picture captions pretty much tell all! So Enjoy! -Ryan "Dude!" King BTW..the Temperature today was 109..but I love TPR so much I went out in the heat! This Is For YOU Elissa! Love Ya! Bob! Quit Horsing Around! Get It..Horse...Oh Jeez... Carousel! Yay! It Was Pretty Sweet! The Dwarfs Were On Acid... They Even Had A Train..but It costs 2.00 Dollars To Ride... The Spinny Ride Thingy Was Running too! At Least The Ferris Wheel Was Running... Tea Cups Looked Like They Would Be Open Soon! At Least the Roller Coaster Wasn't the ONLY Thing Closed... Some Scary Clown Thing...He Had No Mouth... After Much Waiting And No Luck..I Decided to Have Some Fun! NOOOO! Its Closed! Open Soon...Well, We'll just Wait it Out... Sweet Track Pictures...Hey...This Almost Looks EXACTLY like the one At Blackbeards... Yay! Roller Coaster Time Baby! The Dragon Shot Fire out at The Riders! Uh Oh! Bob's Up For The Porta Crapper Ride! Mismatched Porta Crappers Are Sweet! And Hispanic Reality Was There! Apparently There Was Some Latino Band Thingy Today...It Was Crackin! They Just Got Done Painting..Looks Great! Nicely Themed Pine Needles! Lets Get Hit Some Rides & Get Some efresh ents! Yay! Rotary Playland! Time To Get A Drink...Woah..Wait..Wheres The Faucet Head!?!? Note The Fence..Then Bars..Then Fat Padlock...Wow... These Are the Bathrooms Where Kids are Constantly Molested... Roeding Park Entrance... We Passed By the Tinkler...Thats Where I Wanna Go When Im Dead! On Our Way to Roeding Park! Located DEEP in the Pits of Fresno! Time To Go Pick Up Bob! My House! This Is Where the Adventure Begins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 Im Currently Resizing MORE photos..so at least 60 more to come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Tell me you pounded the Crazy Frog Shirt kids!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 LOL at the "Tinkler!" I love how it says "dignity" on the top of that sign! Man that park looks ghetto, your probably better off NOT riding anything there especially after how some of those rides look! Did they charge you to enter the park, or was it pay per ride? Colin C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Hmm--Fresno is still two credits up on Modesto. Now there's something to be proud of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 More Pics! Enjoy! Ice Cream! Yummy! Im Late! Im Late! For Pounding Ryan's HEAD in! At Least I Didnt Get An @$$ Bruise! I Got Lost In The Maze... Pinocchio Didnt Like Bob..So He Kicked His @$$! I Couldnt Help But to Pound Pinocchio... I Found the REAL Big Bad Wolf..He Was On The Roof After All! There Were Supposed To Be Pigs... BIG BAD WOLF = Bob Hoffman! The BIG BAD WOLF! More Mushrooms! This Guy Was Happy That He Was Missing a Finger... There Were A Lot Of Paths That Led To Nowhere... I EAT CHILDREN! Times May Change and Will Be Unannounced...Thats A Good Way To Do Business! BEHOLD! Storyland! Time to Hop The Fence into Storyland! Yay! Jeez! No Water Fountain! Gee Wiz... Eww..Nevermind! At Least The Water Looked Pretty... Gah! More Headless Water Fountains! The Vise Cost 2 Tickets To Play... Pounding It On The Duck Turns Me On! Oooohhh....Little Duck Ride... But..It Had No Water...Observe The Bolt In the Bear's Head..WTF!?!? A Wishing Well! I Know YOU'RE Wishing You Were Mine! These Guys Were Everywhere! GAH! So I Pounded One! These EVIL Guards Were Defending The Garbage Cans! Ryan LOVES Mushrooms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollerholden Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 God knows where that ice cream has been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okinawaboy11 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Uh why was everything and everyone spanish? Is fresno in Mexico? I thought it was in Cali is it not? Now, I haven't been to Cali since I lived there like 10 years ago, and I don't really remember everything being in spanish. Ha. is it now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollerholden Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 ^^ *Not trying to sound bad or offend anyone* There are tons of Mexicans in Cali. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 Umm Yeah! Fresno Is Like the Latino Community! You Dont Know what I have to deal with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okinawaboy11 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 ^ Lol I knew that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazen_AZN Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Uh why was everything and everyone spanish? Is fresno in Mexico? I thought it was in Cali is it not? Now, I haven't been to Cali since I lived there like 10 years ago, and I don't really remember everything being in spanish. Ha. is it now? Sir, Mexico now IS california. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 Sorry..Double Post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 30 More Pics! Yay! I Have NO Caption for This..This Picture Is Too Great For One... Kiss The Goose Baby! I Found a Friend! I Pounded Him Rotten! Yo Tigger! High Five, Biatch! NOOO! They Hung Pooh! Bastards! Bathroom Needed A Little Work Too... Mommy! I Remembered To Wipe This Time! Bob Posing With The Alveys! Robb And Elissa Were There!!!! How Many Locks Can You Count? (Answer-: Too Many) More Nicely Done Lighting! The Lighting Looked Good! Abu Ghraib Prison Style! Jack & Jill! No @$$ Bruises Here! The Fence Needed A LITTLE work... Im Papa Bear! Behold My Constipated Powers! Uh Oh! Caught Me Doing Another Cannon! A Hole Is A Hole...Right? The Alvey Apartment! Looks Like I Came At A Bad Time..Bed Looks a Little Frisky! She Was Checkin Me Out...So I Pounded Her! Is That An Antler Sticking Out of the Water..? An Elissa Friendly Park! GAH! It Didn't Work! Sweet! A Church! Maybe Praying to the Gods Will Get Me Outta Here! Does That Ladder Have Blood On It...?!?! "NOOOOOO!!!!!!" "THERE IS MUCH MORE TO SEE!!!" "Please! No More Storyland Photos!" The Chairs Were Nicely Themed! Alices Court! So Exciting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazen_AZN Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Abu Ghraib Prison Style! HAHAHAHHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 Last Of The Pics! Well Thats It! Thanks For Looking! Hope You Enjoyed It! Yay! You Found the Turtle! Can YOU find the Turtle!?!? Guide To Tackling Ryan... Casey's Hand... I Came ALL The Way To The Zoo to See Pigeons...I Cant WAIT till One of the Elephants Eat One. Hey Baby..What Are You Doing Tonight!?! The Tigers Looked Pissed... Aw...They Like Eachother... Camel Camel Camel! A Brown Bear! Oooh Ahhh! In ALL its Glory! Front Entrance to THE ZOO! Time To Go To The Zoo! Yay! She Was Diggin Me! Casey WAS here! *Looks Around In Fear* It Was REALLY kinda Creepy... An Old Jack & The Bean Stock Slide...But it Was Gone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameron Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Nice report .. of what looked like the worst park every! Looks like you had a fun day though. The Giraffes are awesome! Cameron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinflowers Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Nice car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 Eh...It was Fun..excpet the DAMN coaster was closed! NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DATman Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Abu Ghraib Prison Style! I seriously almost died. It was so perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 Thanks! It Thought it Would Be Great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gisco Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Great job with the pics Ryan. I didn't know you took so many. I'll get mine up soon and tag them on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete4winds Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Suddenly Hili Fun City and Fantazy Land almost seem charmingly inviting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gisco Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Suddenly Hili Fun City and Fantazy Land almost seem charmingly inviting... But this park is in central California, not a far away country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete4winds Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 ^ True...but one could argue that YOUR point almost makes MY point that much more accurate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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