favorite american pie quotes

what are your favorite quotes from any of the american pie series? mine are:

"this one time, at band camp" (of course)

"i am lucky lady?"

"i've glued myself to...myself"

"s*ck me, beautiful" (censored in case i'm not allowed to say that)

"What a portrait of young American manhood as a collective of hormone-addled schnooks -- effete, incapable, soft and doomed, a group of chuckleheads who couldn't find the sky without a sign that pointed up."

-- Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST

"A groin-numbing onslaught of sexual-humiliation and emission-ingestion gags."

-- Bruce Fretts, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

"This is the Clitorous (sp?) as you can see it looks like a tropical plant of some sort"

JEFF

"It's like warm apple pie!"

finch: "did you see that? that was a pure tantric moment, the ficus, the water, it was all erotic. if there would have been one more stimulant, i would have had full release."

stiffler: "you stay the f*ck away from that tree. that's a j*zz free ficus."

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lesbian #1: "oh come on, thats how you kiss your mother"

stiffler: turns to finch, "don't you say anything!"

Steve Stifler: Hey, Kev, seen Sh*tbreak lately?

Kevin: Why? What did you do to him?

Steve Stifler: Me? Nothing. I'm the one who ass he kicked. But uh... I'll tell you one thing... I don't think he's gonna have a problem sh*tting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.

[shows a jar of laxatives]

Stifler - "Sh*t, I got a frosted a** crack. Hey Finch, do you want this here or for go?"

Finch - "A witty saying proves nothing; Voltaire."

Stifler - "Suck my d*ck; Ron Jeremy."