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Post your favorite your mom jokes!

Postby benzo41190 » Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:13 pm

Some fo my favorites are....

"your mom is so poor, when she finds a thrown cigarete butt she says thank the lord we have heat"

"your mom is so poor, when I asked her why she was kicking a tin can down the street she said she was moving"

"your mom is so fat, you can use her underwear for bungee jumping"

"your mom is so ugly, she has to cover herself with mud so homeless people well accept her money"

I good resource to your mom jokes can be found at...

www.yourmom.com
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Postby ScOtT k » Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:55 pm

yo mamma is so fat, that in school... she got to sit next to the whole class!
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Postby BiCoastal Kid » Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:11 pm

Yo momma started this thread.
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Postby phazan » Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:57 pm

YO MAMA!!!

Your mom is so stupid she got hit by a parked car!


Yo Mama................LAST NIGHT!! oooooooohhhhhh!! You got told!
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Postby niiicolaaah » Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:01 pm

yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washington's nose!


i apologize to all the moms out there.
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Postby Teddymonster » Sun Mar 12, 2006 9:05 pm

BiCoastal Kid wrote:Yo momma started this thread.


Ouch! Feel the burn, Rock. :P
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Postby DarkStitch626 » Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:09 pm

Your mom is so fat she left a ring around the lake when she took a bath. :lolr:
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Postby Jakizle » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:44 am

Your moma's so fat, everytime she turns around they throw a welcome back party.
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Postby CoastinKatie » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:32 am

Your mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Your mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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Postby KrakenKing » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:53 am

Yo mama's so fat she's.... FAT!

Yo mama's so poor... she has no money!

Your mom's so fat that she went to the window, opened the curtains, and people looked in and said "That's a HUGE B****!"

And the all time classic: "Your mom"
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