by BeemerBoy » Mon May 17, 2010 5:47 pm
This past weekend we accepted an invite to Dollywood. The forecast was for rain, but hey, the visit was free, and we were REALLY looking forward to the new ropes course at the park. Can you blame us?
Anyway, we arrived at the park on Sunday morning around 9:30 to a light to moderate crowd, stepped inside, and took the usual left turn towards Thunderhead. Considering the impending doom of afternoon thunderstorms, and what we figured would obviously be a smaller capacity attraction, we decided to head straight for Adventure Mountain.
Instead, we took a quick ride on Mystery Mine since it was a walk-on, and were rewarded with our best ride yet on that thing. Not sure if I caught a "magic seat," or the ride has finally "settled in," or whatever, but it didn't bash me once, and the family jewels managed to avoid the usual crotch punch from Gerstlauer.
Okay, now my thoughts on Mountain Adventure. This may sound like a stretch, but I sincerely think this may be the best attraction any park in the states has added in the last 20+ years. Seriously, it's that impressive. I honestly didn't arrive expecting to be blown away. I expected a solid attraction from Dollywood, but moreso a "once in a while kind of attraction."
Let's put it this way, we easily spent a good 2 1/2+ hours on Mountain Adventure....and probably could've spent more! I can't tell you how family-friendly this thing is. It literally incorporates something for everyone. We constantly saw whole families exploring it together, because each station along each course provides a challenge for every degree of difficulty.
In speaking with an assistant, she mentioned that it's not uncommon for AM to have a 2-3 hour line on the weekends! People LOVE it.
I will say this though, I'm stopping well short of the "more parks need something like this" bandwagon. The reason is simple. Although I LOVE the concept, something like this should be reserved for chains like Disney, Busch, and Universal. The problem is that it requires a lot of employees to run it. And by employees, I mean mostly competent, pleasant, patient, and efficient people willing to run it correctly. It's a whole different beast than sitting there pushing buttons and fighting the urge to text your friends about what happened on the Hills last night.
When we arrived, we only waited about 15 minutes to get onto the course. I just can't imagine Cedar Fair or Six Flags employees being able to handle what the Dollywood employees were able to do....with a smile. In fact, I'd bet the house it's impossible. And furthermore, I wouldn't trust 90% of them to do it either.
Anyway, I'll try and let the pics explain more.
***DISCLAIMER - Some of the pics featured in this report were taken while navigating Adventure Mountain. On our second trip around, I mistakenly forgot to place the camera in the l.ocker with everything else. I didn't realize it until up on the course. Since the place was pretty empty, I carefully stood off to the side for each shot, and then placed the camera back into the zipped cargo pocket. An attendant did see me once, and after realizing I was no harm to anyone, let it go with a simple nod of the head.
I STRONGLY suggest not following my lead. Please get a l.ocker for all your belongings, and follow all park rules. ***
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- A day at the park means it's time to reach into the Bat Cave and put on my theme park armor. Hey, it's a plaid, plaid world.
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- Yay.
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- Let's get right to it, shall we?
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- We loved these posters! They also sell them (full $17.00, and smaller size $8.00) in the gift shop.
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- An overview of the structure. In the foreground is Camp Teachittoome, for those rascally youngins.
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- The aforementioned "camp." Forgive me, as I forgot to snap a pic of the height restriction signs. :(
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- As you approach the main entrance, you walk under one of the towers for Course 1 - "Geyser Gorge."
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- The whole thing immediately reminds me of the Wilderness Lodge at WDW....and that's a VERY GOOD thing.
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- These are the cool signs for each of the three courses.
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- Fairly obvious, but this is the Geyser Gorge course.
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- Another view looking back towards the geyser portion.
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- And the money shot...kind of. I suppose it would truly be the money shot if someone caught my epic fail of getting caught by this bastard.
There's about 6-7 geyser spouts that go off in sequence. I stood there trying my best to time the sequence. I *thought* I had it down to a science, until I got half way, realized I didn't and tried valiantly to avoid the blast.
It didn't work. I leaned out as far as possible, but it drenched my entire backside, and all of my right foot.
I shook my fist at it, and promised I'd be back to conquer it later.
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- Anyway, as mentioned in the intro, fluffy, fluffy bunnies filled with medicine and goo are provided near the entrance. They are .50, and do not have a time limit. Yes, you read that correctly....50 cents! Awesome.
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- The entrance.
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- Then the queue winds its way around underneath the structure. Most of it is pretty much shaded from the sun, with plenty of misters and fans.
There are also a series of big flat panels with video instructions on how to attach the three clips on your harness before an attendant eyeballs your height and size, and helps you into a harness.
Next, you receive a final check on your harness, and your "safety rope" is attached.
Then they attach you to the steel guide rail, and you're off. The simplicity and efficiency really impressed me.
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- We went through all three courses once, wandered around the rest of the park, and then returned to do it again.
When we returned, this is what we saw....it was almost empty.
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- It *may* or may not have had something to do with those black clouds rolling in.....
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- ....and the fact that it basically becomes Dollywood's New 2010 Lightning Rod whenever a thunderstorm approaches.
The crew is quick to evacuate the whole structure based on local radar.
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- Did I mention it was about to rain? A lot?
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- Rain.
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- Me Scott. Me big man. Me wait out storm. Me blurry.
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- This is the other "money shot" of the Black Bear Cliff course. It provides a pretty good, "okay, hang on a second, let me take a good breath, reposition my feet, and make sure I don't fall and make an A$$ out of myself moment."
Neither of us were concerned about the height or anything. Just the fact that if you did slip or fall, you'd probably slam the rock pretty good.
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- The disappointing part about it raining is that they close this course until it's completely dry.
Apparently, the rock becomes quite slick. Personally, I would have thought the steel beam that you balance on would be the real issue, but I was wrong.
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- Okay, now for a few closer looks at the structure and its courses, which might help to explain it a bit further if there's any questions.
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- As you can see, when you exit your chosen rope challenge from the right, you end up on the middle platform.
From here, you can see how the steel guides allow you to walk around the platform on a grid.
This enables you to move out of other people's way, wait for a friend, or simply size up your next rope challenge.
Again, this thing is laid out perfectly.
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- Here's a close look at how your "safety line" attaches to the steel guide rail.
Also, that "Black 38" tag is for the "Coke Cam" system of cameras mounted to various sections of each course.
It still has its glitches, but basically, when you're finally finished and you chose to exit, you can go to a touch screen and enter your number for a ten second or so video of yourself somewhere on the course.
If it works correctly, and it's you on the clip, then it prompts you to enter your email in order to have it sent for free to your inbox.
It brought up my video, but it failed to send the video clip. Oh well. It'll be a cool feature when it works correctly.
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- Shannon, just before heading back from the furthest point of Geyser Gorge.
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- It may look like she'd standing on that green steel beam, but it's just an illusion. Oh, and for the record, someone in this picture laughed at me for getting caught by the geyser the first time around.
Also, someone in this picture wussed out the first time around the geyser part.
Someone not pictured got the last laugh when someone pictured also failed later to successfully navigate it on her first try.
She did redeem herself later though. ;)
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- On the far left you can see the stationary steps. On the far right, the "wuss out" stairs. The "wuss" bridge is featured in the previous two pics. Each section has this option.
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- This was taken from the highest point of the entire structure. There is one challenge rope up here with its own platform Upon completion, you get to ring a huge bell to signify you're the master of Dolly's universe....or something.
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- And here's a look out at the tower section of the Black Bear course. Below is the covered queue.
And finally, one last thing before Part Two....Dollywood has something else "New for 2010"........
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- ....Drive thru service!!!
Stay tuned for more.
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Last edited by
BeemerBoy on Mon May 24, 2010 8:26 pm.