mcjaco Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Mike, the Sexy SFGAm Group just wanted to let you know that the ACEr's said hello on Sunday. I'm not kidding. They were there again. And looking very sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojo19799 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 ^Oh no. You are MUCH sexier then they are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameron Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 They of course walked right up to Griffin and offered him a free ticket .. it was all a bit weird. We kept seeing them around the park, they seemed to be stalking us. Cameron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STR8FXXXINEDGE Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 FYI: To save someone a wasted trip, I got the Mikestery Treasure Hunt card from the Clinton Township Jeeper's. I'll post a picture tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike Posted November 6, 2009 Author Share Posted November 6, 2009 Hello Friends!!!!!! It is with great pleasure that I tell everyone that my New York Yankees are World Champions!!! As everyone knows by now on Theme Park Review, Big Mike and the Yanks have a VERY special relationship and the Yanks treat Big Mike like a King! Now I am linking my Facebook friends to this report, so some of them have not witnessed the magic and good luck that Big Mike brings to the Yanks, and thus the Yanks shower Big Mike with VIP treatment! There was a secret though, that not even all the members of Theme Park Review were included on, not even all The Valuable Big Mike Readers!!! This was a top secret, high level, undercover operation that only the New York Yankees and Big Mike were in on! The Yanks swore Big Mike to secrecy until the end of the season and I honored thier request, as hard as it was for The Big Man to keep quiet! Well now I am free to tell you..... The Yanks are World Series Champions thanks to BIG MIKE!!!!! The whole story will be told in the following report! As a side note before you are let in on the dastardly plan we hatched, Big Mike has added one more stop on The Big Mike Road Show 2009 tour: The next stop on The Big Mike Road Show 2009 is The New York Yankee Parade in NYC!!!!!!!! See you there!!!!! Peace, Big Mike Once the mission was completed, the tour guide thought he was being funny showing me the Championship rings, but Big Mike and all Yankee fans around the World will have the last laugh, starting right now in 2009 as the New York Yankees are World Champions.........thanks to Big Mike! Hope you enjoyed! Peace, Big Mike Big Mike lets out a sinister laugh as not a sole ever caught on to the top secret plan! Now of course Big Mike will only include this picture at the end of the report so that no one can figure out when and where the Mikestery Card was hidden, but the thumbs up signals to you that the mission was completed!!! Here is the wall that will be most affected by the Big Mike/Yankees secret plan! Don't expect to see any changes here for a long time! Splinters are included with the price of your ticket. While trying to hide the Mikestery Card, Big Mike just had to stop and stare at this blue section. The seats are originals. Field level seats. Two missions in one. The second mission was to stand on top of the Green Monster and check off another thing Big Mike always wanted to do!!! I thought of hiding it under the grass in left field, but the left fielder digs it up to much. Exclusive side view. Exclusive top view of the Green Monster. The yellow Mikestery card would stick out like a sore thumb on here. Big Mike on top of the Green Monster. Seats on top of the Green Monster. Time to go to the Green Monster! Boston in the back ground, a whole city oblivious to Big Mike's mission. The alley outside Fenway is actually inside where they take your ticket on game day, you can't get to this store without going through the turnstile. The store puts up the Red Sox lineup in the window every day. The Citgo sign!! Good place, but not actually in Fenway, so I don't think the curse would work. Actually though, when the Yanks play here, the Yanks say that sign says "C it go!" instead of Citgo when they hit homers. This is a totally useless ladder, no one ever uses it I was told but it just seemed too out in the open for Big Mike to manage to hide it and go undetected at the same time! The guys that built the Green Monster put thier names on it in morse code. I still have the urge to hide it on the Green Monster though. The left field foul pole where Carlton Fisk was waving the ball fair. Fenway also has the longest home run spot in the American League, but thats too far to walk to for Big Mike. The right field pole is the shortest home run in Major League Baseball, so that is too busy to hide it there. See that sole red seat out there! No, that would be too easy. Thats the farthest home run ever hit at Fenway, by Ted Williams. I think I have found a spot! Big Mike sits down with a prime view of the stadium to find the best spot. The TV announcers booth is probably not a good idea either. Too high traveled to hide it in the dining hall. Big Mike broke all the rules except #4! Next stop, the other side of this glass! The bar is actually made of the bowling lanes from the bowling alley that stood here at one time. Closer examination of the right field roof bar saw something special. The tables here are shaped like home plate and the seats as baseballs. No one has ever hit the ball up in this area yet with the retired numbers, a possible hiding place then. The standings when the mission was launched. Of course, like any top secret mission, you need someone on the inside to help you out. Big Mike had charmed a local sweetie that worked at Fenway with some serious love making the night before so that Big Mike could get the blueprint layouts to find a hiding place that no one would ever find. I guess Julie fell for The Big Man pretty hard, but thats not a surprise! Big Mike and the Green Monster. Notice Big Mike dressed incognito since The Official Big Mike Road Show Tour Shirt has become extremely well known! Hmmm, maybe the Green Monster?? The media section behind home plate, maybe that is a good hiding spot? Big Mike did it! He got in and this was his first view of the Green Monster! The special enterance into Fenway Park, was Big Mike actually going to be able to pull this off? Big Mike blended in with the tour hoping all these people would not figure out Big Mike and the Yanks hidden agenda! This tour guide was extremely funny, cracking jokes at everyone, but today the joke was on him. Big Mike took the first tour of the day figuring there would be less security! The morning tours sell tickets at the store across the street instead of at Fenway. The first step was to get a ticket to tour Fenway Park. Retired numbers outside the stadium. Big Mike checked out the scenery before launching the plot! The target of the top secret mission was the Red Sox and thier stadium, Fenway Park! The Yanks proposed a deal to actually purchase (at a very steep price) a Mikestery Treasure Hunt Card! The plan was discussed with Big Mike that night at the stadium that Big Mike head to Fenway Park with his good luck and his cursed Mikestery Card and hide it in Fenway Park to forever curse the Red Sox and forever let the Yankees win World Championships!!! As you can see from yesterday's results, the Mikestery Treasure Hunt Card worked to perfection!! Big Mike even got a call from the Yankee brass before the Yanks even accepted the trophy expressing thier thanks to The Big Man!!! Now, for the first time EVER, the under cover pictures of the TOP SECRET mission! Enjoy! The Yanks had followed Big Mike and his adventures and were extremely impressed with one thing more than anything else, the magical Mikestery Treasure Hunt Card! The higher ups in the organization were amazed at the powers of the Mikestery Card and how it made people from all over the World go searching for this most valuable item! To date, over three dozen people have been lucky enough to find thier very own Mikestery Treasure Hunt Card hidden around the World and there are still a lot of them still uncovered!! This little card was exactly what the Yanks wanted to use for thier chance to regain the glory of the organization!!! Our top secret mission though was talked about over this very table in the Yankees suite when the Yanks brought Big Mike in to celebrate his Big Mike Road Show reaching a HALF MILLION views! The celebration was documented for everyone to see earlier in the year, but the reason that you did not see the big wigs giving Big Mike some truly luxurious gifts was that they needed to stay under cover for this mission! The high priced seats at the Stadium was Big Mike's home away from home! Last game at Yankee Stadium, 1st game at the new Stadium, and as someone already guessed... Big Mike was indeed all lined up already to go to game #7 if needed! The Big Man is always escorted through the players enterance and extremely enjoys waving to the fans! The Yanks spare no expense in getting thier good luck charm to all the important games! The Yankees even went as far this year to name a sandwich after thier beloved son Big Mike! Most everybody knows that Big Mike gets VIP treatment most places he goes, ESPECIALLY Yankee Stadium! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packfanlv Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 This is a call out to all New Englanders to find this card. The Red Sox will win the World Series next year and make Big Mike's beloved Yankees fall back down from their pedestal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirouettes907 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 When it comes to Yankees/Red Sox, I'm definitely a Red Sox girl, which is why I just hate to admit that your Fenway TR with your secret plot to doom the Red Sox was awfully entertaining! But the Philadelphia native in me did not find entertaining in the slightest the outcome of this World Series. Bah humbug to this Yankees shenanigans, I say! ~Megan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 This Tigers fan may assist Red Sox nation in their search, if no one finds the cursed card by August 2010. I'll comb Fenway in the hopes of keeping the Red Sox alive, and sending the Yankees spiraling into the basement. HEY BIG MIKE! BETRAYAL BY A SHOW STOPPER!!! EDIT: it's not like I don't like the BIG man. It's just that I dislike the Yankees horribly. I think alot of Tiger fans would agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
printersdevil78 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 That was more entertaining than watching an actual baseball game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sccoasterfan Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Hey Big Mike how far are you from posting your freestyle trip. Also the mike card you left outside the park is gone. I went the last day of season, day after you left and it was not there. So either someone else picked it up or it disappeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Yawn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coastinmiller Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 The Phillies will be back in the world series and win next year, not so sure the yanks will be though! Why don't you tour Citizens Bank Park Mike?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy524 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Baseball doesn't really interest me, so I'm not really a fan of one team or another. But your secret mission report was very entertaining! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speeddeamon128 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Awesome plan Big Mike Let's Go Yankees! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raptor6 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Good Trip Report, but the Yankees and Red Sox (and a few other teams) are bad for baseball as a whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traincrossin Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 I'm going to continue to cheer for my home team. GO BREWERS!!! Big Mike, please don't curse us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojo19799 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Patrick, I think the Brewers are already cursed. JJ Hardy was traded to Minnesota. Not the first Wisconsinite to be traded to a Minnesota team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depotrat Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Hey Mike: I must point out that your card said the Sox won't make the playoffs. They did make the playoffs so I guess the card didn't fully work!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike Posted November 7, 2009 Author Share Posted November 7, 2009 You have to understand that the card was only placed there towards the end of the season, so it did not get to use its full powers until the playoffs actually started Peace, Big Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coreysjunk Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 After losing to Josh in week 1, we're even. But I've gained control of the division! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disneymoc Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Just bumpin' BIG MIKE to the main page where he belongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike Posted November 13, 2009 Author Share Posted November 13, 2009 Thanks my friend!! I noticed two weeks ago that my thread was 3 from being sent to the 2nd page for the first time ever in its 2 year existance, so I tried to put up a quick report! I was too late, I had fallen to the 2nd page! I have been slacking lately, I need to step it up again. Peace, Big Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperShawn Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Hey Big Mike, any idea on when the next Find the Ducky round will be? Also this is my 150th post and it's on the Big Mike Road Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeti762 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Someone must have cursed the Pittsburgh Pirates at some point. Pittsburgh - City of Champions with the Penquins and the Steelers.....oh, yeah, and the Pirates too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandy524 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Is the football thing still going on? I guess I'm falling behind on my duties! I have no idea! Oh, well, just in case... Big Mike, he's number one, And he's here to show it. Big Mike, he's number one And you should already know it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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