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robbalvey Site Admin
Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Total posts: 18523 Location: So Cal Age: 39 Gender: Male |
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:20 am Post subject: |
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Blizzard Beach was fun.... but the TPR Party was epic...
Now it's time for TPR members to get half naked.
You guys all ready to remove clothes?
Blizzard Beach is themes to a ski resort where all the snow has started to melt.
Summit Plummet and Slush Gusher. Two of the best body slides in the world!
Summit Plummet (themed to a ski jump) is still the tallest and fastest straight drop body slide!
Blizzard Beach gets the Big Mike seal of approval!
Larry's pounding a beer...what does that mean? TPR Party has begun!!!
IllumiGaytions Act 1: Gay Pride FunNoodle!
Big Mike is in charge of the grill!
Classy? Yes!
MORE BEER!!! We need more beer!
The woman barefoot in the kitchen. WHERE SHE BELONGS!!!
Dogfish Head Punkin Ale. Only the best for TPR!
How much more beer do we need??? To answer EMAIL DAN!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com. First 10 people with the right answer gets a bag of crap!!!
Scott is so drunk right now he's hitting in Emily!
Raw meat anyone???
"Act II of IllumiGaytions as soon this zombie kicks in!"
Act II of IllumiGaytions - "Look at how I can balance this bucket of Baccardi on my head!"
Act III of IllumiGaytions - "Look at how I can float and drink at the same time! BITCH PLEASE!!!"
Intermission from IllumiGaytions includes some shots drank from a bendy staw between two scoops of flesh that seem to defy gravity.
Ready for Act IV of IllumiGaytions?
"We worship you TPR! We will drink the Kool Aid!"
Bottoms up BITCHES!!!!
<11 minutes pass...>
"Hello Orlando Police Department - we would like to report 10 dead bodies in our pool...looks like there was a tragic accident and they have drown...poor things.."
<evil...EVIL grin!!!>
IllumiGaytions Act V was 19 minutes of Piers acting VERY gay. BLIMEY!
Act V of IllumiGaytions ended with a depiction of noodle murder co-starring Robb.
INTERMISSION! MORE SHOTS!!! Oooh...what is this mysterious red liquid? This could make for some fun in a cup!
"BITCHES PLEASE! TAKE YOUR SHOT!!!"
Ok everyone...on the count of three...TAKE YOUR SHOT!!!
Elissa: "MWAHAHAHAHA!!! They all just drank hot sauce, chicken chunks, and pepper!:
Piers: "Hoorah!!!"
OHHHHH F****CK!!!!
BEER! EMERGENCY!!! **GAG** NEED BEER!!!
*CALL THE HOSIPITAL!!! PIERS AND ELISSA JUST TRIED TO KILL ME!!!**
***GAH!!!*** It's like drinking a dirty diaper!
IllumiGaytions continued with GLOW FOR EVERYONE!!!
GLOW AND NOODLES EVERYWHERE!!!
Look at me...I'm Geordi La Forge...yes, I'm THAT drunk!!!
And IllumiGaytions ends with a final HOORAH of glow, sex, and most importantly, ALCOHOL!!! _________________ TPR Hoodies are BACK! Order yours now before they are GONE! http://www.themeparkreview.com/store/
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Last edited by colincoon on Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:28 pm Last edited by robbalvey on Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:30 am |
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dcxs I Love Donkeys!
Joined: 17 Jun 2006 Total posts: 47 Location: Sweden Gender: Male |
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:35 am Post subject: |
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I demand a video!  |
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RCFreak TPR's Favorite Beaner
Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Total posts: 1892 Location: Redlands, CA Age: 25 Gender: Male |
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:52 am Post subject: |
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| Not enough nudity. C+ (I'm jealous, it looks like you guys had a freakin' BLAST!) |
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Looty Full Fledged Donkey Enthusiast!
Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Total posts: 215 Location: Twin Cities, MN Age: 23 Gender: Male |
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:56 am Post subject: |
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| God I hope that water gets drained!!! |
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BelizeIt Donkeys are my way of life!
Joined: 28 Mar 2005 Total posts: 960 Location: Orange County Age: 38 Gender: Male |
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:16 am Post subject: |
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Another always entertaining trip report from the Alveys.
At what hour of the night did the drunken partner-swapping begin?  |
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Jamzyhee I Guess Donkeys Are Okay Joined: 12 May 2009 Total posts: 7 Location: Ireland Gender: Male |
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:43 am Post subject: |
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Looks like you all had lots of fun . I was in Florida last summer and i think i may have stayed in the same place as you. the pools and house are the exact same. It might not be but they look extremely similar. |
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DenDen Kicked out of the Homo No Mo' Halfway House!
Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Total posts: 1458 Location: Fort Lauderdale Age: 38 Gender: Male |
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:20 am Post subject: |
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Now THAT was a GRAND Finale!!!!
(Stand up, clapping...)
IllumiGaytions was AWESOME!!!! _________________ GayFLL.COM
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krazekiddd It's the Milk Chocolate
Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Total posts: 1757 Location: Fort Liquordale! Age: 27 Gender: Male |
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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Gawd that night was so much fun! Sad to be flying home tomorrow at the crack of dawn!!  _________________ Facebook!
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Wood Dragon 1988 DelGrosso's Sauce + Enterprise = VOMIT!
Joined: 16 Apr 2007 Total posts: 811 Location: Frostburg, Maryland Age: 20 Gender: Male |
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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Seeing all these pictures of Blizzard Beach and a pool-side party is really making me jealous. I just went to Kennywood and it was snowing out....wish I was in Florida right now! _________________  |
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emily>piers Donkeys are my way of life!
Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Total posts: 581 Location: Olive in Plymouth Age: 28 Gender: Female |
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you so very very much for a fabulous week! I had a blast, even if you couldn't understand what I was saying most of the time
It was fab to catch up with old friends and make some new ones. |
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