disneyfan1313 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Thanks for taking the time to put all of these little attractions in one update - it really has been fun to read and to see all the randomness that the Pigeon Forge / Gatlenburg area has to offer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itnotfair Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Awesome TR! MagiQuest warms my nerdy little heart, and I hope one day to play it! Can I just say that the picture of the wand display got me more excited than I should admit...not in a phallic sense...I just want a wand that interacts with things! Next Tennessee trip, I'll definitely be demanding a trip to MagiQuest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electerik Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 Can I just say that the picture of the wand display got me more excited than I should admit...not in a phallic sense...I just want a wand that interacts with things! Â And...that didn't help any. Â Thanks for the kind words, though! (Even if you are a wand fetishist. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollin_n_coastin Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Hey Erik, just catching up with your new adventures, awesome stuff! Thanks for putting this together. Would definitely be cool checking out Gatlenburg one day after seeing your feedback and hearing a lot about it. I had no idea how random that area of Tennessee was until checking out Pigeon Forge. Â Cheers, J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedmetal Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 The Vault I can always do with out but I do love that mirror maze and pirate mini golf. The MagiQuest really surprised me I didn't expect to like it that much. Now what other things can we go explore. hmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NINCUB Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Awesome update! I have passed this place a couple of times on my last two visits... and thought... hmmmmm... no!? LOL. Â Anyhoo... I was just in the Smokey's this weekend. Met my Ohio peeps up there for a few nights. I hadn't been to G-burg in a while and I did the Mysterious Mansion which I always loved doing.... and Ripley's Haunted Adventure which was way better than the last time I went through. There were quite a bit of changes. Â I actually saw a quick flash of Smisty doing her Elvette duty at the Christmas Place. We were just shopping away and there she was flying through with a handful of crap! (not poo, just Christmas Place merch) Â I would have said hello, but that would have been just weird I guess. Actually she disappeared into the racks of Holiday cheer too fast to even see her ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedmetal Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 I actually saw a quick flash of Smisty doing her Elvette duty at the Christmas Place. We were just shopping away and there she was flying through with a handful of crap! Â That was my evil twin, Tsmisty. I'm more likely to be seen dancing and singing Christmas music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electerik Posted August 12, 2009 Author Share Posted August 12, 2009 ^^ Don't worry. She wouldn't have bitten you. Â She only bites me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NINCUB Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 ^ and ^^ Â Oh cool.... Â So the Evil Twin and Smisty BOTH bite you? Lucky hetero male, you! :0) Â Sadly I have been in a relationship TOO long to get bitten by a "loved" one. The only bitting I get is from my baby girl "Flossie." She is the Feline Daughter of Satan! :0) Flossie.... skinny version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastersrule85 Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I swear, I've not played mini-golf in a long time, but every time I read your updates, you make me want to get out and play! Of course, I'm sure there aren't any places in the Houston area that are nearly as unique as the places you post. With each of your updates, I truly wish we could have spent more time in the area when we visited Dollywood. Â MagiQuest looked like it was interesting and fun! Â I always enjoy the updates and look forward to your next post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electerik Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 ^ Thanks, I appreciate that. Â In an unincorporated area of Sevierville, far from the main drag, lies Forbidden Caverns. Just head straight to the intersection of Whywouldanybodywanttobethere and Blowing Cave Road. And I leave you with a shot of Old Cave Mill and Blowing Cave Road. (Yeah, I was serious about that.) Has it really come to this? The Forbidden Caverns Rock bids you aloha. Smisty has no sympathy. I got cave spooge on my shoes. The gift shop. Let's get out of here. Ew. Misty touching the "rock you're allowed to touch." Over the course of millions and millions of years, dripping water has formed this electrical box. At this point, the cave just decided to eat us. Is that a big white penis over there? Â No? Oh, okay. Throw a penny in. Underground river. The caverns are a constant 58-degrees. Old moonshine still--because, why not? Watch your head. (Or, if you don't watch your head, please watch your language.) And now, here it is in red! Interesting rock formations. (Get used to that caption.) Down into the depths. Layout and basic facts. I have no idea. "By us handing you this, you can't sue us." Might be a bit hard to read: Adult tickets are $13.00, kids are $7.00. Just go anywhere. It is forbidden...like our love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disneymoc Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I've been to the Smokies many times in my life, but you always seem to find something that I always forget about. Keep up the great work. You'll never run out of things to report on. When something closes, something else opens in its place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydaveh Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Bummer that moonshine still isn't in operation! I bet that would make the caverns a lot more interesting! Â Great stuff as always! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacups Make Me Sick Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I love how the caverns really try hard in promoting the beauty of a cavern's natural habitat, not only can you turn the cavern into a wishing well, you can see how the original settlers made moonshine...in a cavern. Â They might as well turn the rock formations into giant slides. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukpete Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 just wanted to thank you guys for all the awesome updates, always excited to see a new post for the thread. never fail to cheer me up and make me smile. thanks again. Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electerik Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 I love how the caverns really try hard in promoting the beauty of a cavern's natural habitat, not only can you turn the cavern into a wishing well, you can see how the original settlers made moonshine...in a cavern. Â Well, to be fair, apparently some moonshiners did have a still in the cave during Prohibition. Â I do agree, though. The worst culprit in these attractions is usually lighting. "Does this rock look more exciting in green light? How about yellow? Rainbow?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnguy Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Awesome! I have been wanting to visit Forbidden Caverns for awhile, but never get around to it. I guess the fact that they're forbidden makes me want to go even more. I don't know if it falls into the coverage area of this TR, but The Lost Sea in Sweetwater is kind of cool. Its basically the same thing as this but with the added bonus of riding in a boat for a few minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electerik Posted August 16, 2009 Author Share Posted August 16, 2009 Sevier County certainly does not want for pancake houses. And while I can't yet say that I've tried all of them, I have been to quite a few. And my favorite so far is Red Rooster. Nothing like farm equipment to make me hungry! Â Wait, actually that does kind of work. Â The Red Rooster Pancake House. You should go there. Â They also have chocolate eclair pancakes. In a vain attempt to outdo me, Misty decides to eat a whole baby. Uh-oh. Maybe that wasn't such a good idea.... MORE FOOD!!! MOON PIE PANCAKES!!! Moon Pie pancakes and the Red Rooster house omelet. Â Yes, Moon Pie pancakes. And they are heavenly. The inside. Red Rooster is located where the Apple Tree Inn Restaurant used to be, near traffic light #6 in Pigeon Forge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastersrule85 Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Moon Pie Pancakes?!!? Where have they been all my life? Damn, I've got to go get a plane ticket right now! I know school starts tomorrow, but they'll just have to understand that there are more important things than reporting for the new school year...and Moon Pie pancakes is one of those things! Upon my return, once I explain, I'm sure my administrator will understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyoverlord71 Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 I love pancakes! Â I need to get pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollerman87 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I do agree, though. The worst culprit in these attractions is usually lighting. "Does this rock look more exciting in green light? How about yellow? Rainbow?" Â Is that where Calico Mine Ride's black lit caverns get their inspiration from? Cause I thought them stalagtites and stalagmites always looked all multicolored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRapidsNerd Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Moon Pie Pancakes. Â In a vain attempt to outdo me, Misty decides to eat a whole baby. I laughed a lot at this and STILL am....great line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electerik Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 Scattered along the strip throughout Pigeon Forge are Go-Cart/Laser Tag/Arcade type fun centers. Most are fairly interchangeable, but at least Lazerport has ice cream and mini golf! And that's it for Lazerport. It's amusing enough--especially if you like murals. Leaving out the side entrance. Swag. What 1000 tickets may look like. But I'll show her. Smisty thinks she can outdo me by winning 300 tickets at the roll-a-token game. Note the different spelling of Lazerport. Note also that I got 410 at Skee-ball. I believe that's a personal best. One of those "build your own space coaster" deals. But I love this one's name: Virtual Simulator. Yes! Two credits! And now for the arcade. Seriously, now that I'm an adult (allegedly), I'll sometimes just spring for $20 worth of tokens and go nuts for a while. Not ghetto at all. Just throw your putters in the trash. That seems bad. More alien stuff. Though it looks pretty nice here, the course has seen better days. Graffiti, especially, is a problem. The low, slanted ceiling is where the go-cart track passes overhead. While the doorway in the back connects to the wrong end of hole #10--leading me to believe that this was once two 9-hole courses instead of one 18-hole course. I think that yellow rock thing was once a fountain or something. No water in it now, though. Misty's mom and sister are now famous on the internet. Alien bondage. You can't beat that. The mini golf is themed to aliens and spacemen and such. Lazerport does have some really cool murals. I'll give them that. Back inside is laser tag and mini golf. A bit ghetto 'round the back end, though. (And no, that go-cart does not have an umbrella sticking out of it.) Looks interesting enough. Yes, it's a roller coaster "style" go cart track. Now that that's out of the way, let's go check out the go-carts. I believe I shall. (It's Edy's by the way. That's the same thing as Dryer's for you folks on the west coast.) Ice cream, you say? "Hi, I'm a big crazy alien thing with a gun. And my friend here is a professional golfer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedmetal Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I find it surprising that you didn't get any photos of people actually playing mini golf. I would like to say how awesome their prizes are though. I love my 300 point ball. Â You may have gotten more tickets then me and you may have won the bowling ball challenge...but my mom kicked your butt at mini golf. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NINCUB Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 It has been a while, but the last time I visited "Lazerport" it was pretty awesome. I haven't rode go-carts in a while but some of my ATL peeps invited me down to Dixieland and admission included golf, bumper boats, and go carts! It was a really cool little place! I forgot how fun go-carts could be when you didn't to pay 10 bucks to ride them. Â My parents, sis and bro-in-law are heading your way this weekend! I will def tell them to be on the lookout for Smisty's evil twin at The Christmas Place!!! Also my parents usually make a point to eat at the Red Rooster.... they always ate there when it was the Apple Inn or whatever. Â :0) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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