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Today was Chimelong Paradise...a nice park...not amazing like Happy Valley was, but a really nice, solid park.
It kind of reminded me of a Paramount Park before Cedar Fair came in, but with the Cedar Fair school of naming.
Everything had generic names...I mean EVERYTHING! "10 Inversion Coaster", "Dive Coaster", "Spinning Coaster", "Shoot the Chutes", "4-D Movie", etc, etc....
The coasters were all good too. This is probably the best collection of quality so far. Dive Machine was a SheiKra clone, which was fine because I love that ride and this one was equally as good. 10 Inversion of a clone of Colossus at Thorpe Park, but with less rattle. The Motorbike coaster, Half Pipe, the spinner and the kiddie were all good also.
Anyway, here's some photos....
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| At breakfast I had the "tour of bread" and LOVED IT!!! |
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| Obligatory front entrance shot. We would have done a group photo, but we ate everyone else. |
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| Our ERT/filming session started off with 10 Inversion Coaster...yes...it's REALLY called "10 Inversion Coaster!" |
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| There's a bunch more in there somewhere... |
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| "Ten Circle Roller Coaster bring you Orgiastic Scream." Um...first off all the word is "orgasmic" and secondly.... WHAT?!?!??! |
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| WTF! I really think they actually DO want you to have sex while on this ride!!!! |
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| Jeff sits where it's instructed for the elderly...he's also hoping that some children come along so he can have his way with them. |
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| Next up was the Motorbike Launch Coaster... |
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| Yes! That is really what it's called. It's like Cedar Fair named all these rides. |
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| Everyone get ready for launch! |
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| Looks like Motorbike Launch Coaster ALSO creates the orgiastic scream! |
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| Awww....she REALLY wants to ride! |
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| Yup, next on the ERT schedule was the Dive Coaster. |
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| This Dive Coaster is a SheiKra clone right down to the water splash. The ride is totally awesome, though! |
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| That's right! The ghetto rig is going to suck out all your happiness and bottle them into a future TPR DVD! |
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| Miles is just happy that he got his seat back! |
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| Ok everyone! ORGIASTIC SCREAM!!!! |
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| Into the tunnel and then splash down. |
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| There's a little bit of theming on the 2nd drop. |
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| It may be a SheiKra clone, but it's still a *GREAT* ride! |
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| Half Pipe was next. Does this really even count as a coaster? |
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| EVERYONE DUCK!!!! HE'S GOING TO SHOOT A CHILD OUT OF HIS VAGINA!!!!! |
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| David ate a few people since yesterday but we were still able to fit him on Half Pipe! |
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| "Permanent" memory...it will be burned into your skull! |
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| KidTums tries out for the part of "Zombie Baby" at Halloween Horror Nights. |
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| Cedar Fair marketing anyone? |
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| When they say "Spicy Chicken Wing" they mean the WHOLE wing! |
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| Time for a few "KidTums approved" rides. |
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| First she does the Orgiastic Scream on the Flying Tigers. |
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| And then it was time to play with some balls! |
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| Oy! Woman! Go vaccum the floor! |
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| "OMG! SOOOOO MANY BALLS!!!!" |
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| UM....WTF is that thing!??!?! It just randomly wandered around the park! |
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| Random Dive Coaster photo...just because! |
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| "Can I ride too? I promise I'll hold on REAL tight!" |
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| "Uh, oh...I was caught giving KidTums the chinese purple ice cream" |
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| "Um, hello....DABBLED?!?!?" |
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| That's a LOT of water for just a "dabble" |
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| Overall it was a GREAT day at Chimelong...everyone is wiped out because of all that orgiastic screaming. |
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| CTU Agent Thai Hedrick
Joined: 27 Dec 2006 Total posts: 3858 Location: Tuscaloosa, AL Age: 20 Gender: Male |
| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:20 am Post subject: |
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| Orgiastic screaming everywhere! That's hilarious. Are the extremely generic names just translated that way for English, or are they really that lame even to the Chinese? I guess someone who speaks that language would know. KT looks like she got a bunch of "myspace/facebook" photos on the coasters. I have also wondered whether or not to count my Half Pipe credit as a coaster. Essentially it's just a large, fun flat ride to me. Oh, and it's nice to see a splashdown pool that doesn't look like a kiddie pool. Awesome update!
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| TPDave Toilet Paper Dave
Joined: 24 Mar 2006 Total posts: 2365 Location: Surrey, England Age: 20 Gender: Male |
| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:21 am Post subject: |
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| Nice update, wish I was there!!
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| cfc Having a Senior Moment
Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Total posts: 11224 Location: In the lair of the Huge Hummel Boy (which is conveniently located near Williamsburg, Va.) Age: 49 Gender: Male |
| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:21 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Overall it was a GREAT day at Chimelong...everyone is wiped out because of all that orgiastic screaming. |
Or just from the orgy itself. "Orgiastic screaming" is not allowed in U.S. parks, with the exception of Led Zeppelin: The Ride.
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| Swimace Secondary Character
Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Total posts: 855 Location: Gainesville, FL Age: 21 Gender: Male |
| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:23 am Post subject: |
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Awesome update, I was looking forward to seeing some pictures from this park! I love the Cedar Fair names for everything! Dive machine doesn't look like an exact copy of SheiKra from the pictures though, the segment between the immelmann and the mid course seems different to me (although I could be wrong, but the rest of the ride looks the same).
Thanks for the update!
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| Fry Donkeys are my way of life!
Joined: 25 Jun 2005 Total posts: 667 Location: Central London Age: 19 Gender: Male |
| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:34 am Post subject: |
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^Yeah, it doesn't have the post-Immelman helix Sheikra has.
Either way, it looks like a kick-A$$ ride, and I'm jealous  . Jealous of the whole trip really, China's a place I'd love to see. Boo!
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| moose Bonafide Donkey Expert
Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Total posts: 1950 Location: Providence, RI Age: 30 Gender: Male |
| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:41 am Post subject: |
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Believe it or not, it could be orgiast.ic screaming.
I had a high school english teacher that was very fond of that word. You could be screaming in celebration of an or.gy on that ride... you never know.
This park is the reason I considered going to China. Well, this park and all the cultural stuff.
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| larrygator Obsessive Overlord of the TPR Park Index Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Total posts: 6245 Location: Staten Island, New York Age: 42 Gender: Male |
| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:47 am Post subject: |
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The photo quality on he China trip has gone downhill. It is appalling. Hanno needs to go on every TPR Trip.
Seriously, keep up the good work you sure are getting these mini-updates posted in record time.
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| Mr.Wood Full Fledged Donkey Enthusiast!
Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Total posts: 116 Location: Simi Valley Age: 46 Gender: Male |
| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:17 am Post subject: |
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| I think this is one of the best up dates. Love all the pics. Plus all the comments and funny as hell.
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| Marcio I Love Donkeys!
Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Total posts: 56 Location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Age: 22 Gender: Male |
| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:35 am Post subject: |
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I love Chimelong Paradise... They did a good job in such a short period of time! It is just 2 years and they already have amazing rides and coasters.
These chinese updates are awesome! =D
Orgiastic screaming... 
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