Photo TR: Chuck Looks Back at TPR's Europe Trip 2008

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Postby Mechanic » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:52 pm

"Push the button, Max!" (Name the movie.)


The Great Race. Ahh.. The poor Eiffel Tower! C'est la vie.

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Postby Moose » Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:52 am

I know this isn't what you meant, but our button (the horn perhaps) unfortunately did not work. :(

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Postby cfc » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:32 pm

Chapter 8: "A Damp, Drizzly November" in Your Soul? Have I Got the Place for You--Heide Park

June 28 was just rainy enough. That is, there was enough dampness to keep crowds away, but not so much as to spoil our fun at Heide Park, definitely one of the best parks of the whole trip.

Beautiful landscaping, nicely done themeing (even down to the loading stations for kiddie rides), and a great assortment of coasters, including the best woodie of the whole trip (at least to me). Yet there was still a "homey" feeling to the place that you don't get from other, "more corporate" parks. It's like an eccentric uncle, who appreciates a bawdy joke and hearty laugh as well as the next guy. You look forward to his visits, and you're sad when he leaves.

Here's how Uncle Heide's coasters stack up:

Colossos--I thought there was no woodie that could possibly top Toverland's Troy on this trip, but then I rode this Intamin airtime machine in the pouring rain. My face felt like it was being stung by Dave's carnivorous bees, but I didn't care--the air on this thing was amazing, and it doesn't let up until the very end. Only Balder and El Toro beat it (and then it's still close).

Desert Race--Intamin strikes again with another enjoyable launched coaster in the style of Alton Towers' Rita (in fact, this ride was dubbed "Desert Rita" by many on the trip). Nice and twisty, I prefer these to the high-hat rides like Kingda Ka.

Bobbaan--Another very good Mack Bobsled, with a surprising indoor helix.

Big Loop--A surprisingly smooth Vekoma double loop screw (easily the best Vekoma looper on the trip). Not terribly exciting, but not painful, either. But, then again, there is . . .

Limit--Yet another painful Vekoma SLC, with odd military-jet themeing. It isn't as bad as El Condor, but Heide should sell a commemorative sledgehammer or crowbar with the ride's name on it. They'd clean up. My limit was once.

Indiana-Achterbahn--Kiddie coaster with a Native American theme. OK for what it is.

All Heide Park needs is maybe one or two dark rides, but overall the place has a solid lineup of coasters and other attractions, like the Wildwasserbahn flume ride and "Huss Land" (an assortment of Huss flats). There are plenty of family rides, too, such as spinning boats, monorails, and swinging ships. (In fact, the park seems to have "two of everything.") All in all, a great day despite the rain.

The pirate-themed Hotel Port Royal is excellent, too. They put out a great spread for us the night we arrived, and there was even a cheesy magic show going on in the hotel bar (quite a hoot).

Here's alook at the hotel and park.
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Aye, mate--here be our first port of call at Heide Park.
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It be a place of quality, as ye can tell--a barrel of rum for each room!
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Here's a shower fit fer a captain, sez I.
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And a head what's worthy enough for an admiral's aft!
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Me last ship didn't have a rack near as luxurious as this.
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Aye, the bunks beat a hammock, mate.
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Swabs such as ourselves are hardly worthy of such luxury. But we takes it anyway.
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So, we rode the rails like hobos, and walked the cross ties like poor lost souls in search of an elusive idea of "America."
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Yup--there she is! On to our Desert Race and Colossos ERT.
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Hmm--whoever parked that truck gets no tip.
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The control room for Desert Race is actually in this helicopter. Clever, no?
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You see, it looks like a "desert," and your train "races" over it. Hence, "Desert Race." Everybody got that?
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Actually, I think some people were disappointed that it wasn't "Dessert Race."
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I mean, wouldn't it be cool to race over lakes of bubbling chocolate pudding . . .
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. . . or around a giant layer cake? It would be ACE's favorite ride ever! Still, it's a lot of fun. More to come.
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Postby cfc » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:51 pm

"Aye, drivin' rain there was! Like swarms 'o' carnivorous bees at Heide Park!"
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"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"
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"Stop that groveling and ride, fools!"
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Behold the cleavage of Colossos!
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This is the only part of the ride without airtime.
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"Aghh! The bees! The bees!"
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"I tire of your whining! One more complaint, and it's no more airtime for you!"
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"Please forgive us, o mighty Colossos!"
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You know, I think Lou and Chris are enjoying this vibrating seat way too much.
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The stentch of evil hangs about Limit. And what the hell happened to my hand?
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Yeah, I always think of jets when I see an SLC. I also think of ice packs and Advil. (Hey, a Vekoma ice pack would make a great souvenir.)
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Chris: "How bad could it be, really?"
Piers: "My God, the restraint's locked! I'm trapped!"
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SLC = Satan's Looping Coaster.
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This is the "Big O" element of the ride. "O," in this case, meaning "ow!"
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Big Loop, however, is endorsed by a bear standing on a ladder amid a bed of roses, so it must be OK.
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I mean, the bear wouldn't lie, would he?
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Fortunately, our faith in the bear was not misplaced.
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This ride didn't hurt a bit. Still more to come.
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Postby cfc » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:14 pm

"Aye, it were a ponderous storm, mate! Well, maybe I exaggerates a wee bit. Must be the rum."
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"Hi kids! I'm here to haunt your dreams!"
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"Way to stick that landing, Jeckle."
"Eat me, Heckle!"
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The bobsled coaster has a pretty damn impressive station.
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Lar-ry! U-S-A!
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This is Scream--a gyro drop tower with a very sudden stop.
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But it has an adorable gift shop.
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You know, I appreciate how the Germans get right to the bottom of things.
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Yeah, let's just sit right down to business here.
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Kiddie-coaster credits make TPRites happy!
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A momentous occasion: Lou riding number 300!
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"Hmm--Iron Horse come! Time to move."
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"Hello, sailor!"
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Behold Heide's "Gauntlet of Goofiness."
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Wildwasserbahn is as close as the park comes to a dark ride. It's a flume with a goldmine theme, along with a medieval torture chamber and a tavern scene thrown in. It was my favorite flume of the trip, too.
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"We're dangers to ourselves and to others. That's why they keep us in this here cage."
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"Hey, Fritz! Sending a sandwich your way!"
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"I applied at Knott's, but they weren't hiring."
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"You know, I'm a bitter little man with anger-management issues. I may not be the best person for this particular job."
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The powered mine-train coaster was pretty good, too.
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But what's that I see? Could it possibly be . . .
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. . . the birth of a "signature move"? One more set of photos to come.
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Postby cfc » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:36 pm

"One last look at Heide Park before we puts our rudder to it."
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Hmm--looks like we found another little piece of America.
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I'm home!
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Time for a visit to "Huss Land." First up, "The Condor," starring . . .
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. . . Larry and Lou.
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Our second feature will be "Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo," starring . . .
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. . . Lou and me.
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"Please, sir, can you spare a Euro? We're Americans, and the exchange rate stinks."
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Time for a spin on one of the park's monorails. I shared a car with Lou and John.
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Sigh! One can never get enough Colossos.
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Hmm--either Heide Park is subsiding or I'm holding the camera crooked.
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Yeah--we're really gonna ride that today.
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This is Colossos's queue. Yes, I'm holding the camera straight this time.
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Yeah, you really gotta work if you're gonna line jump Colossos.
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One last look at my favorite stack of wood from this trip.
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Some of us decided to kill a little time on the spinning-boat ride with the mildly scatatological name.
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This rather elaborate station is for a little boat ride?
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Jon looks happy. Jeff looks stoned.
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I was very impressed that they took such care to add such detail to such a little ride.
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Thanks for a great day, Heide!
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Postby TPDave » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:09 am

Nice pictures Chuck!!

Liking the "Colossus boob shot" :)

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Postby Erik Johnson » Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:43 am

I will forever call SLC's, Satan's Looping Coasters. Great update as always.

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Postby terrancew_hod » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:35 am

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Get away from her! She's mine! :lmao:

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Postby cfc » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:46 am

^Sorry, Terry--it was too good to pass up. :lolr:
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