Photo TR: Being Chuck's Account of TPR's 2007 Japan Tour

Or, The Knucklehead Goes Abroad (The End, p. eighteen)
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Postby cfc » Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:17 am

^^"I wanna ride, ride the tiger!/It could be black and white/In the dead of night . . ." (Old Jefferson Starship song).
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Postby ThatFalafelGirl » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:17 am

aww. don't be sad Bill! you Owned that Flan after all! ;)
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Postby cfc » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:20 am

^Now I do regret missing the dessert ride.
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Postby Nrthwnd » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:02 am

^^ Yay! Thanks Falafel. I loved my flan, lol!

Well Chuck, it really came down to a choice for me:

Dessert Ride? or Wierd Animal-tracked Ride?

Of course, desserts always win out over wierd animals.

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Postby BarryH » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:55 pm

The desert ride was fun, but I had to get some insulin shots because they did not have any sugar-free options. :lmao:

OK, who still has the "Welcome to Tivoli" song stuck in their head?

And also, why do I look fat in the photos? Oh, it's because I am fat. *sniff* :(

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Postby cfc » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:52 pm

Chapter 7: Be Prepared to See Things You’ve Seen Before, But in Japanese—Universal Osaka

What do you get when you mix a half cup of Universal Studios California with a half cup of Universal Studios Florida, than season to taste with Islands of Adventure? You get Universal Osaka, one damn good theme park that is only a Men in Black and a Revenge of the Mummy away from being Universal’s best, I think.

Universal Osaka resembles its Florida cousin, only easier to navigate and more compact, and it has most of the stuff you can find in Florida, California, or both: Jaws, Backdraft, Terminator, Shrek etc. Plus, it throws in IOA’s Spider-man and version of Jurassic Park. But Universal Osaka does have two rides you won’t find in the States:

Hollywood Dream—This B&M mini-hyper is smooth and a lot of fun with some surprising pops of air (I’m also a big fan of B&M’s “chariot” trains). Plus, you get to pick from five different music tracks for your ride; I liked the Beatles’ “Get Back” the best. Dream gives you some great views of the park and is especially good at night, with all the sparkly lights on its trains. I wouldn’t mind seeing this ride at the U.S. Universals—it was one of my favorites of the trip.

Snoopy’s Great Race—Vekoma makes good kiddie coasters. This model is themed like a movie set where Snoopy is the director (he even takes your on-ride photo). The ride is surprisingly fast and forceful, and it was probably the best kiddie or mini coaster on the trip. Plus, it’s indoors and air conditioned!

Universal Osaka has much the same themeing as the Stateside parks, such as Amity, San Francisco, and New York, but it does have two unique areas: the disappointing Land of Oz, which is rather small and seems like just an afterthought (and a good place to for their truncated version of the musical Wicked), and Snoopy Studios, home of Great Race and a very nice place for kids.

Oz was really the only letdown here—this park is great. Besides, you haven’t experienced Jaws and ET until you’ve heard them in Japanese.

Next up—ole!
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It really felt like I was back in the USA when I bumped into San Francisco's new crimefighting team at the train station: Ketchup Man and Saucy, the Boy Wonder!
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Yep, there's Kong on City Walk--just like in the US.
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There's the Universal globe surrounded by Japanese tourists--just like in the US.
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There's a confused bunch of tourists from all over the world--just like in the US.
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Why, there's Old Glory--just like in the US!
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I assure you, miss, you are not in the US. For you will not find . . .
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. . . the Hollywood Dream coaster there!
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Still, it would be nice if the US had one.
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And so, off we went into Universal "Not in the US" Studios.
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Spider-man is awesome in any language; Chuck, however, is a dork in any country.
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And now, some Spidey gifts for the person who has everything. How about these lovely Spider-man ear picks?
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Or if you'd rather bust someone's head than clean his ears, how about this club?
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Ah, another attraction no longer in the US: Back to the Future! We had to buy an official BTTF spatula to pry Shane and Bill off the Delorean's hood on this rather hot day.
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As much as one is impressed with their talent, one can't help but be a bit disturbed with the result.
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Hmm--I spy with my little eye . . . Jurassic Park.
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This drop hardly got us wet a'tall.
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But these folks had a slightly different result. More to come from Japan (not the US).
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Postby cfc » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:13 pm

The TR with teeth--Universal Osaka!
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This is the only chick in a bikini that you'll see in this trip report.
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The Japanese line up in an orderly fashion to have their picture taken with a dead fish.
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Falafel and Bill agree--Japanese Jaws rules!
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Hi! I'm Bruce the shark, and after I scarf down these goldfish, I'd like to tell you a heart-warming little story: "Toothy McFang--The Puppet with a Taste for Human Flesh!"
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Once upon a time, there was this puppet named Toothy McFang. He was tired of tourists always sticking their hands up his butt and playing with him, but never buying. So, one fine day, he decided to eat them all, starting with this poor sap.
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Toothy thought the first tourist was so yummy, that he just had to eat more!
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So he swallowed everybody in the gift shop whole! But this gave him a bad tummy ache, which made him so sad. But then he had some SharkTums, belched, and felt all better! The end! Don't you just love a story with a happy ending?
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Snoopy Studios, the kid's play area, is indoors and air conditioned, making it the best kid's play area ever.
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Hmm--I hear that Charlie Brown had to use a butt double for the nude scenes in this one.
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Oo-o-o-o . . . pretty, red, buttonlike thing!
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Everytime I turn around, it's red buttons, doctor! Will this torment never end?
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All kiddie coasters should be air conditioned (and have awesome operations) like this one.
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I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
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Er, wardrobe, make-up--can we do something about this?
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You know, if you're in a park with an Oz-themed land . . .
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. . . and it has a carousel . . .
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. . . and you're hanging out with Falafel Girl, . . .
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. . . you are going to ride said carousel. More to come.
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Postby cfc » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:27 pm

Universal Osaka TR, take 3--clap!
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They make you empty your pockets and put your stuff in fluffy, fluffy bunnies filled with medicine and goo before riding Hollywood Dream--but they refund your fluffy, fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo deposit after you ride.
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Yep--it's another Japanese helix!
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But at Hollywood and Vine, it's all about the sparkly "gling," baby!
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If you got it baby, flaunt it! Flaunt it!
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And now, ET, the LSD-fueled ride with many disturbing souvenirs.
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Such as this.
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Here's the second-most disturbing souvenir at Universal Osaka . . .
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. . . and the most disturbing.
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Disturbing souvenirs make one hungry for disturbing food, such as this sausage-and-egg pizza (which was actually pretty good, if expensive).
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Falafel actually fell asleep in here . . .
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. . . but she was shocked back to consciousness by the utter pinkness of this place.
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And as the sun sinks slowly in the west, . . .
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. . . and the lights go on all over the park, . . .
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. . . we bid a fond farewell to Universal "Not in the US" Studios--an excellent park! OK--that's a wrap.
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Postby MollyG » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:16 pm

Your trip reports never disappoint, Chuck. This one was especially enjoyable, with the story-telling and all. Thanks for sharing.

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Postby ThatFalafelGirl » Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:26 pm

As much as one is impressed with their talent, one can't help but be a bit disturbed with the result.


possibly the best caption and/or phrase ever. Very nicely done Chuck. ;)
Isn't Ice Cream just really lazy milk???

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