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Postby robbalvey » Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:33 pm

So today was a much easier day. We docked at Costa Maya and just sort of "hung out."

We saw some "interesting" sights, for example, what massive projectile vomiting looks like (thanks Jow!) and a few experiments of gravity versus human.

It was quite a fun day! Tomorrow we're off to Cozumel and we'll be driving ATV's through the jungle. I'm sure that will produce some interesting comedy!

Anyway, onto some photos and a video from today!

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Yes, today is our wedding anniversary. 3 years ago today we were very drunk and stupid! :D

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"Ahh, lunch! I love cruise ships!"

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Today we are at "Costa Maya" aka "Somewhere in Mexico where lots of alcohol will be consumed!"

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"Waytt...your ocean is BLUE!"

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Just in case we had forgotten where our ship docked.

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Kind of reminds me of the Polynesian resort at Disney World.

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I really hope Ohana's is over there!

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"Yo Bitches....we're in Mexico!" (And that damn Carnival ship keeps following us!!!")

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"Grrrr!!! I'm no longer hungry!" says the ceramic severed aligator head.

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Who do you think looks more pregnant?

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Awesome...a drug store...hopefully we'll find some Viagra.

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No Viagra, but we did find something for Dan!

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Derek, do you approve of this? Tabasco sauce? And what the hell is Maggi Sauce??!!

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This is what you do in Mexico...we don't mind...it gives us something to look at!

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This is pretty much what Jow looked like walking on the beaches (I couldn't say Joey, because you couldn't tell!)

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Costa Maya is "ACEr Approved!"

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For only 20 American Dollars, you too can look like a Mexican!

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"Hey Jeff Johnson, does this count as a credit?"

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OMG! I have new found respect for Mexico!

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The "MUST HAVE" Shot glass collection!!!!

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These are for smoking banana peels....yeah...that's right....banana peels...

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Wow! Today's penis sculpture really IS a Penis Sculpture!!!

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"Hello Mr. Bar dude, Jow is weak and feeble...he's like to get drunk off some cheap Mexican beer, can you help him out?"

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Jow takes it in the mouth!

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Hey Jow, how do those strawberries taste a 2nd time around? A little more acidic maybe? ;)

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Joey wonders "How come there aren't any prices....damn!"

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Bathroom and MASSAGE? Ooh! I'm intrigued! =)

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I really hope "lomi lomi" is what I think it is! Why else would it cost so much money! ;)

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Jow needs more alcohol since it's only been like 10 minutes since he last threw up!

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"Mexican Yamaka!"

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Yes! Another Penis Sculpture! But this time it looks oddly familiar.....

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"Hey it's an authentic jew penis mug!"

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About 10 seconds after taking this photo we were totally molested by some Mexicans and Joey was offered the guys sister "in the back room" - NO JOKE!!!

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Does this count as a credit too?!?!

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Our ship really is awesome!

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Hey Derek, here are the beers in the pub. I hope it's somewhat decent.

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Not quite a "Lou Approved" pub, but....oh, who are we kidding...they serve alcohol...it's Lou Approved! :D

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Mmmm...dinner time! All this amazing food....I think I'll have "chicken fingers" from the kids menu!

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"Slightly used hot dog skin for me!"

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Mozzarella sticks, anyone?

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GRRR!!!! I'm crazy "NOT ON THE KIDS MENU" dinner!!!!
(Oh dear god that plate must be VERY worried!)

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Did I mention how this ship is kind of like a floating theme park?

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Back in the cabin, Little Penguin and the towel animal have some inner-special action!

And now.....what you've been waiting for.....Jow versus the HAMMOCK!!!!

"Joe Versus the HAMMOCK!"

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Postby thefitness » Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:55 pm

haha
another great cruise update!Happy Thanksgiving and Anniversary!

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Postby Chrissie » Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:03 pm

:lmao: Hahaha!!

Joey, You are what us Scots would call legendry!! =)

Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Anniversary guys!!
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Postby DerekRx » Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:10 pm

AHHH! Bad beer AND Pharmacy junk in the same update, I don't know which one I hate more!

Looks like you guys are having a lot of fun. One of these days we'll let you have an anniversary alone...oh who are we kidding, you've got KidTums on the way, you'll never be alone again! :Pr ;)

And yes, I guess I could live off of Bass and Harp for a week on that cruise.
All clear....

Dispatch, enjoy your ride.

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Postby masterofthematrix91 » Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:19 pm

congrats on your wedding anneversity.

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Postby bgwfreak » Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:38 pm

Happy Anniversary guys. :lover: =)


Joe I feel for you. I had to sleep in a hammick for a week in Mexico. Although I got used to it really quickly and slept like a rock every night.

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Postby Homer » Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:39 pm

OMG, Mexico is a giant sexual innuendo! MUST GO! :lmao:

Congrats on surviving 3 years though! Now, lets see if they would make it through 4 with KidTums on the way...
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Postby Chase » Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:14 pm

Great pics and vids! Love the Updates! :)

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Postby tigerxeyez » Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:17 pm

Happy Anniversary!!!

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Postby GMAN962 » Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:26 pm

Happy anniversary!! =)

The second I looked at the page before, I was like Jow VS The Hammock is gonna be HILARIOUS.

I was right! :lmao: :lolr: :lmao: :lolr: :lmao: :lolr: :lmao:

One more thing. That mug was disgusting...... :roll:

Happy ThanksGiving, and have a good, and safe rest of the trip!

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