Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

[The49erWhat would donkeys be like on the moon?]

I have a book (the one claiming KBF's Boomerang was unusual) saying that SFMM's Scream is California's first floorless coaster, and I rode Medusa only a month ago. It also mentions a 42" minimum for KBF's Jaguar, none for Xcelerator, 52" or 54" for Boomerang...EPIC FLAIL!

[Her0ofLimeIdiot.]

I've heard some stupid things about Rock'n'Rollercoaster, in line for example I heard someone say "it went faster than the fastest coaster in the world", which makes perfect sense right? NO! If you don't get it just ignore this.

[IneedTPforbungholeHarry Potter is a sick donkey.]

I have a book (the one claiming KBF's Boomerang was unusual) saying that SFMM's Scream is California's first floorless coaster, and I rode Medusa only a month ago. It also mentions a 42" minimum for KBF's Jaguar, none for Xcelerator, 52" or 54" for Boomerang...EPIC FLAIL!

EPIC FLAIL!

LOL. That is one messed up book.
Also epic flailing.

[MayTheGForceBeWithYouStar Wars is gay.]

Another Yahoo gem (question included for context):

I went on this ride but I don't know the name of it. So. It was boats that fit two people on each side and it went up and upside down and all that. It was like a smaller version of the KamiKaze. And it was green. Does anyone know the name of it?

I'm not sure, it sounds like a kiddie water ride or a log flume or something.

Looping kiddie rides and log flumes apparently exist.

[Her0ofLimeIdiot.]

Another Yahoo gem (question included for context):

I went on this ride but I don't know the name of it. So. It was boats that fit two people on each side and it went up and upside down and all that. It was like a smaller version of the KamiKaze. And it was green. Does anyone know the name of it?

I'm not sure, it sounds like a kiddie water ride or a log flume or something.

Looping kiddie rides and log flumes apparently exist.

Thats perfect.

[MayTheGForceBeWithYouStar Wars is gay.]

The reply was from someone listed as a Top Contributor to the Amusement Parks section. She's had some SERIOUSLY bad responses (I'd post more, but she'll outdo herself eventually).

[Her0ofLimeIdiot.]

The reply was from someone listed as a Top Contributor to the Amusement Parks section. She's had some SERIOUSLY bad responses (I'd post more, but she'll outdo herself eventually).

I somehow get the feeling I want to hear more of this girl.

[IneedTPforbungholeHarry Potter is a sick donkey.]

The reply was from someone listed as a Top Contributor to the Amusement Parks section. She's had some SERIOUSLY bad responses (I'd post more, but she'll outdo herself eventually).

Wasn't that the same chick who posted the "inversions >> airtime" argument?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBo0Tsv5v0s&feature=related

(Almost) Every comment on this video.

[MayTheGForceBeWithYouStar Wars is gay.]

^It was, actually.

[caffeine_demonI teach at the school of donkey!]

Another "I don't read the loose articles warnings" review on tripadvisor:

Overall we enjoyed the park and the rides. Our one and only huge problem came when my son dropped his camera from a coaster. We spotted the camera in some grass just beyond a fence but were told we had to wait till the next day for a maintenance crew to retrieve it. The next day it was at the guest office. The batteries were still in the case, but someone had opened it and removed the memory card before closing it back. It was physically impossible for the card to have fallen out without the batteries also falling out, yet that's exactly what the manager at the desk said. Needless to say we missed the photos more than the camera. A dishonest employee ruined what otherwise would have been an enjoyable experience.