Theme Park Review's Italy 2012 Tour!

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Today was the TPR "Sightseeing Day" in Rome....


We got into 4 vans "Amazing Race Style" and headed out onto the streets of Rome to see some cool historic stuff...


First a bit of a driving tour.


Seeing a bit of the city.


And a stop and a traditional pizzeria in Rome!


Yup, this place is legit! There are so many wood oven pizzerias here in Rome, it's not even funny!


Possibly the best pizza we've had of the trip so far!


Yummy Pac-Man!!!!


Craig can stack cans! Very good Craig...


There is some irony here, I believe..


We ate here. It was good!


Wandering the streets of Rome...


Another place of some historic importance.


There are a lot of fountains in Rome!


"What? Culture????"


Obligatory cute KidTums pic!


Statues and things...


I know this is some famous statue, but to me it looks like some guy jerking off!


Stuff...


This reminds me of someone who was on the Klassy Kruise! But who could it be?


Penis.


This is also someplace famous or something.


I just paid five euros to kill a Roman!


Inside the Pantheon type of place.


"Indy, This light will tell you the location of the Ark!"


Now THAT is the kind of culture I love!


I'm pretty sure I've seen this in Las Vegas or something.


Rocky, eat your face off!


Ruins and things.


Another shot of the forum.


I'm sure this has some importance.


Oh, I really hope it's Elton playing tonight...I just can't STAND that annoying Celine!


Walking up to hotel Coloseo. I mean, the colosseum.


More ancient stuff.


Our guide told us lots of cultural things.


Hanging out at this famous Rome landmark!


Hello TPR! It's culture day!


Yup, it's the Coliseum.


Inside the Coliseum.


"Meh... It's culture..."


Old stuff.


Jesus!!!!


Here we are in St. Peters Square.


The pope hangs out in here or something...


"What kind of meat do you eat on Friday?" "Nun."


Licking the pope's pole in Vatican Square... Yes, I know... I'm going to hell!


Rome... Yup!


TPR hanging out in Rome!


Gelato stop!!!


"It's milk & eggs, bitch!"


Here is TPR... Eating again!


Hooray! TPR gets a credit today!


Yes! It's a Paris themed kiddie coaster in Rome!


Sad and pathetic!!!


Yup... We are total and complete WHORES!!!


You guys must be so proud.


Nolan the Giant actually fit! Hooray!


This is where we rode the kiddie coaster.


Even KidTums got the credit!!!


CREDIT!!!!

Video of TPR getting this random kiddy credit!

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Yup... Craig is VERY "special!"

And for those of you keeping count... It's day three, and Elissa's fifth fresh mozzarella.

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Tomorrow is "Rome Credit Whore Day!" Should be FUN!

POST YOUR COMMENTS!!!

[cfcI've gone pantless!]

Did the Pope bless the group? (Hey, Robb did lick his pole, and all.)

[Guy T. KoeppNow with Extra Retarded Flavor]

Ahhh culture! It's so, cultural.

[ernierockerWhy do I still have a donkey title???]

Indiana Jones quote = Win!
Scott Pilgrim quote = Double Win!

[larrygatorObsessive Overlord of the TPR Park Index]

I can't wait for the day when Elissa's body finally tells her that she was not raised as a sheperd and lactose intolerance creeps up on her.

As someone who had to modify their dairy intake I'm jealous.

[Chris Benvenuto2012+Mayan=BS!]

Hello TPR! It's culture day!

KT just has a look on her face of "I am not amused!" and "Meh, it's just Rome."

Rome is indeed a place I need to find my way to in the future. I've been to Europe before, but mostly to France, Belgium, Germany and Holland. I totally never went to the more southern parts of it. Well - there's still time, just need to properly plan and invest money into the concept and I'll be there someday.

[ginzoWhy do I still have a donkey title???]

Does it really count as culture if Craig is there?

[pianojohnWhat I do and who I am]

LOVED Rome when I was there last April! But I did the culture, and you guys are doing all the credits!

Enjoy...and keep those pics coming! Love living vicariously through you!

[beatle11I prefer to mate with donkeys over humans!]

Robb, aren't you a little old for a catholic minister's taste?

[simaticableJar-Jar Binks smells like Donkey]

Robb, aren't you a little old for a catholic minister's taste?

Why, it's not like he can anyway. (I'm not going into detail on the strict Catholic lifestyle. I mean I could, but what would be the point?)

Robb, you are going to the deepest pits of hell for licking that, and I'm going there for laughing at it.

Johnny "I'm Catholic, so I should totally know about this stuff" B.