Worst Ride Name

[MovieguyJar-Jar Binks smells like Donkey]

Anything in China.

Case in point: "Super Speed Cool Cool Bear...Come on! Don't hesitate!"

[Rocket RodderResident Nintendo Freak]

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. (Haters 'gonna hate.)


It's a great ride, don't get me wrong, but really, who says the full name? Most people just call it "Thunder Mountain"... That's even more syllables than Hollywood rip Ride Rockit!

It's a mouthful. So what, it really looks like a train, but still!

[MechanicCan you see the donkey in my toast?]

I read somewhere about it that it's something profane like "Hamster Coaster".

How is "Hamster Coaster profane? Did you mean profound in a sarcastic way?

[Ace Of SpadesAm I allowed to eat donkey during lent?]

Anything in China.

Case in point: "Super Speed Cool Cool Bear...Come on! Don't hesitate!"

Oh come on, that's one of the very best names! By all accounts, China's best (worst?) example is the oft-mentioned-in-this-thread "10 Inversion Coaster."

[imawesome1124I prefer to mate with donkeys over humans!]

^What about Wood Coaster at Knight Valley?

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By all accounts, China's best (worst?) example is the oft-mentioned-in-this-thread "10 Inversion Coaster."

Don't forget, that it brings you "orgiastic scream!"

[golfburner1Full Fledged Donkey Enthusiast!]

Runaway Mine Train at Sfgadv

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I know people have mentioned Japanese coaster names...what about the collection of generic coaster names at Nagashima Spaland?

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^
"Children Coaster"
"Jet Coaster"
"Wild Mouse"
"Shuttle Loop"

[fantasticmrmatthewI Guess Donkeys Are Okay]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the eurofighter at Zoosafari Fasanolandia that is named, you guessed it, eurofighter.