You Might Be A Coaster Nerd If....

[RAWKIN_coaster38Jar-Jar Binks smells like Donkey]

Whenever you get in a conversation about coasters, you try to quickly change the subject. It's only a matter of time before you geek out...

^THIS!

You might be a coaster nerd if...
You feel ashamed whenever a close friend or family member makes a GP comment.

You frequently dream about coasters.

You've never gone an entire year without riding a coaster.

You've spent your paycheck to go to a park when you probably should have used it for rent or something similar.

If you've ever had a coaster-related nickname. (My nickname on one site was "Coaster" for a while, and I'm currently trying to find a coaster-related roller derby name for myself. Any suggestions?)

[MrSum1_55The only thing better than a naked woman is a naked donkey!]

-Two of your favorite vacation spots are Ohio and New Jersey
-When you hear the word "sexy", you have to resist to ask which Intamin coaster the person is talking about.
-People who do not know you are a coaster nerd think you have a cardboard personality.
-You still play RCT, despite everyone else thinking you are too old for that.
-You spend hours sinply making sure the coasters you designed in No Limits have the perfect amount of G forces you want, even after you think you are done

Sorry, I can't resist posing in this thread; it is really one of my favorites.

[PriestofSyrinxMy uncle owns a country place that no one knows about]

-You have ever defended a Cyclone coaster...

-You scoff at there being one train operation.

-You actually enjoyed watching the movie Roller Coaster

-Your favorite moment in National Lampoon's Vacation is the end.

-You get the connection between those two movies

[RAWKIN_coaster38Jar-Jar Binks smells like Donkey]

-People who do not know you are a coaster nerd think you have a cardboard personality.

^THIS We drove by SFMM the other day on our way more south and I spazzed out all excited, and everyone was like, "We've never seen this side of you before." Hell yeah! Just wait until you actually go to SFMM with me!

You might be a coaster nerd if none of your friends truly know you unless they've been with you to an amusement park.

-Your favorite moment in National Lampoon's Vacation is the end.

I tried to watch that movie yesterday, got about halfway through and then decided to watch another movie. I was going to turn the channel back to catch the end of it, but I completely forgot!

[Zack44Donkeys are my way of life!]

You know you're a coaster nerd if you have braces and you get your rubber band colors to match the color schemes of your favorite coasters.

[PriestofSyrinxMy uncle owns a country place that no one knows about]

You know you're a coaster nerd if you have braces and you get your rubber band colors to match the color schemes of your favorite coasters.

... If you know the name of the show and roller coaster where that actually happened

[triggernelBonafide Donkey Expert]

^If you know that they weren't rubber bands that he matched up

[coastercrazy 9Donkeys are my way of life!]

If you correct your textbook's facts in school.
Also if you forget your birthday because you are at a park.
And when G.P. say Six Flags you ask which one within .1 millisecond.

[mcjacoBeer Man]

You bitch about a fast pass system at Cedar Fair.

[larrygatorObsessive Overlord of the TPR Park Index]

If you have no clue that amusement parks function as a money making business, not a charity organization.