by cfc » Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:31 pm
Unless you've been hiding in a cave, sorting your sock drawer to the exclusion of all other stimuli, or counting the holes in an acoustic-tile ceiling (which can be very engrossing if you connect the dots and find, say, Da Vinci's Mona Lisa or Last Supper), you're probably aware that TPR held two events on both coasts last weekend. Pick a coast and a TPR event--East or West, you can't go wrong.
So, I ambled up to Pennsylvania to hang out at Knoebels and to get East Coast Bashed at Hersheypark. Yes, there were two new credits awaiting me at both parks, but that's not the main point, which was to have a great time with a great group of people.
First stop, Knoebels, where I met up with not only the Road to Cedar Point crew, but also with Larry, Reed, and Stacey. Yes there was the usual ERT we've come to expect from TPR. But how can you top morning ERT on Twister and nighttime ERT on Phoenix (an old-school ride that has to be a part of anybody's top ten)? How about with guided tours of GCI and the park's new ride, Black Diamond? How about by making an insane old coaster even crazier with lights-out, glow-in-the-dark ERT?
And torrential rain? Knoebels says, "I got yer torrential rain right here!"--and keeps the park open.
Yes, the Phoenix ERT session will go down in TPR history as one of the best! The ride was, as usual, amazing--especially when you add in a bunch of crazy people with all manner of light-up toys and clothes!
Let's have a look at Knoebels.
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- Let's see . . . K N O E B . . . er . . . L L backwards C? That can't be right.
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- First up, ERT on the Re-creation of the Ride Formerly Known as Mr. Twister.
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- "Please, no pictures! Respect my privacy! If you must have a photo, call my people!"
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- Twister has been known to rupture the fabric of space-time. Fortunately, these people returned safely to our dimension. Others were not so lucky and must now wander aimlessly between both shadow and substance.
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- It's much easier to get a picture of Reed and Stacey on the Antique Car ride than it is to get a picture of Twister.
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- "Cmon back and bring yer woman! We'll show ya a good time! Haw, haw, haw!"
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- "In me jauntin' car, me jauntin' car! Jauntin' along in me jauntin' car!" Name the old movie.
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- Larry has found his lost tribe! He weeps for joy! Songs will be sung about this moment for centuries.
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- Here is the first of a number of spinny rides Reed and I watched like flat-ride voyeurs.
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- Stacey is texting, "I am on the Fryers . . . darn! . . . Flyres . . . stupid keypad!"
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- "Stacey, what are you doing on the 'Fryers' and why are you texting me about it?"
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- OK, the Cosmotron I can handle. It reminds me of that Rock 'n' Roll Rebel ride at Aussie World.
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- "Oh gawd, is Chuck rambling on about that stupid Australian ride again?"
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- Here's a ride that Stacey can't handle.
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- The Skooters are the greatest bumper cars anywhere.
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- They actually had to stop it and untangle the mess this bunch got themselves into--they were wedged together like you wouldn't believe.
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- Some would glance at this sign and think nothing of it. Others would find it mildly disturbing.
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- Yes, it did get a bit damp.
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- And now we've come to what you've all been waiting for . . .
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- . . . Joey eating!
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- Despite his facial expression here, Joey did not puke on Amy.
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- We had just been told that Black Diamond is themed to Pensylvania'a coal-mining heritage--not the old KISS song from the 1970s. Some appeared mildly disappointed by this revelation, but they got over it. More to come.
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Last edited by
cfc on Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:48 pm.