Gizoogle

http://www.gizoogle.com/

For example:

Our "New fo' 2005" Dizzle "Japan-A-Mania And MORE" is now available! Click HERE fo' more details on how ta bitch.

Japan-A-Mania n MORE is a 3-disc set gang bangin' 18 parks in Japan n 'bout 20 parks fizzy tha United States aww nah.

It also includes front seat POV & onride footage of more T-H-to-tha-izzan 50 different pusha coasters! These three DVDs will kizzle you entertained fo' more thiznan 3 1/2 Hours. Check 'em Out!

^Um, NO!

Elissa "that is really scary!" Alvey

Seems like Tommy Faircloth has broadened his horizons from coaster videos into web search engines.

The contestants performed songs F-R-to-tha-izzom they bizzirth years, n now it’s a year ta forget fo` Nadia. Yo votes sent her B-to-tha-izzack home, ho-slappin' only seven remain'n fo my bling bling. What will niznext week’s theme be? Whizzich singa W-to-tha-izzill stizzay up n takes control of tha contest? And whizzich shot calla will stumble n heezee home, they dreams ova?

The only way ta find out is ta W-to-tha-izzatch all-new episodes of American Idol, Tuesday 8/7c n Wednesday 9/8c! Don’t! miss a second like old skool shit!

idolonfox.com

That sites the shiznit! lol

Izzy Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:25 pm Post subject: Wiznant ta takes a coasta trizzip wit Theme Park Review? Izzle

 

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Hey everyone!

 

The #1 request we git is "Can we go on a T-R-to-tha-izzip wit you guys?"

 

Recently, Elissa n I have discussed "What if we organized a trip fo` playa of Theme Pizzy Review?" n friznom tizzle discussion we hizzle put gangsta a shawty questionnaire ta see if sum-m sum-m like this would even be possible . Wussup to all my n----- in the house.

 

If you is at all seriously interested `bout us organiz'n one of our trips so tizzle a larga group would be able ta attend, pleaze click on tha rhymin' link n fill out tha questionnaire n we out:

 

http://www.themeparkreview.cizzle

 

Thank you very mizzay n who knows, maybe tha N-to-tha-izzext time we go ta Japan, we'll be able ta takes you wit us!!!

 

--Robb

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Here is mah signature.

My I almost died reading this. Case in piont, make post legible

Thats freakin hilarious. Rock on!

Copy and paste that in a speech program (such as Speakonia) and hear them talk ghetto. Sounds pretty funny.

Dear lord I'm crying ... although at work I used it and typed it in a ticket I sent back down to tech support .. you could hear them rolling

That is just way too much, especially at 2:29 AM! LOL

Lord have mercy

I went to Jerry Falwell's site, and this is what was written about a book he is offering, I almost died reading this

Think Super hard core fundamentalist Christian teaching.....

The Deepa Messin' of tha Cross is a three-vizzles six part series by Dr. Jerry Falwell . One, two three and to tha four. As Christians we know tha symbolic mean'n of tha cross, but whizzay did it mean in its day witin tha Jewish culture? You wizzle learn in bootylicious detail tha prophecies ballin' our Lord's crucifizzles as wizzy as His B-to-tha-izzirth mah nizzle. You wizzle be inspired by tha ten-fold victorious effects of tha death of Christ explained by Dr. Falwell. He also describes clearly who was actually responsible fo` Christ's death, a powerful finale ta this off tha hook series... The Gangsta Ballin' of tha Cross

 

Along wit this video you wizzy receive a Deepa Gang Bangin' of tha Cross workbook as wizzell as a FREE Keys ta Understand'n tha Resurrizzles book n 2 Jesus First Lapel Pins. Orda Today!

I'm expecting the lightning bolt any minute now