methylene Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060903-122557-5192r This is freaking awesome. Bruce Lee Robots? Bruce Lee Grunting Coaster? I think we can eliminate all polls and surveys as to the best theme park and just give this one the award right now! Matt
GURZU Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Bruce Lee Theme Park?!?! OMG! This is really freaky... Imagine theme park of Tom Cruise... lol...
Stitch Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 The Tom Cruise park would have the couch bouncing ride
DarkStitch626 Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Yea Tom Cruise..uh Top Gun the fart coaster... War of the cheese taken over world dark ride..what else.. LMAO!
TheArchfiend Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Two words come to mind: Bad and Ass! Seriously, I think this park is going to be a huge hit and not just among the Chinese. I mean, it's going to be a park themed to one single celebrity! Arnold Schwarzenegger must be pissed and can only wish someone would build a theme park in his honor. Actually, he is Governor of California and Magic Mountain is for sale... hmmm.... Anyway, this park could have numerous Kung Fu/Jeet Kune Do stunt shows or demonstrations. Plus Lee's past movie titles are perfect for ride names; Fists of Fury, The Big Boss, Enter the Dragon... etc. Those names work for coasters or whatever. I bet when this park opens that Chuck Norris will be there as an honorary invite since he battled on screen with Bruce at the collesium fight in Return of the Dragon (Not Enter the Dragon). Chuck Norris at any theme park opening would be like getting god to show up.
M_Force_4_ever Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 Chuck Norris at any theme park opening would be like getting god to show up. except it would be better j/k but seriously that sounds really cool
mr_teisco_delrey Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 Grunting Coaster? Would't most Vekoma SLCs qualify as a grunting coaster? Not only that you get on most SLCs and get the crap knocked out of your head.
bgwfreak Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 I find this pretty hillarious overall. I'm sure Lee would probably not approve of the park. But I guess we'll never know. It just doesnt' seem like something he would like. Chuck Norris at any theme park opening would be like getting god to show up. Chuck would never come. He's too busy filming informercials.
Adriel Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 No, it's real. Although it's still a rumor for me. But yeah, I admit it! Very weird, way too weird.
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