by natatomic » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:54 pm
Day 2: Six Flags Discovery Kingdom
First official day of the trip that included a park, and boy, just when I had given up hope on Six Flags, TPR immediately takes me to a magical, wondrous land that rekindles and stirs up the dying faith within me.
*AhhhhAHHHHHahhhhh*
(That was angels singing, fyi. Not screaming. Looks like screaming, though, doesn't it? Well, it's not.)
So, yes, SFDK. This was the day of the Bay Area Bash, so the park seemed to really lavish us with extras, such as up-close viewings of about a dozen or so animals, Q&A with park management, a raffle with some incredible prizes (I didn't win anything, but 's'ok), a bit of morning ERT on Medusa, and then an hour of evening ERT on Roar, V2, and Tony Hawk, the latter of which included a, uh, water holding contest, which simply cannot be worded in any sort of way that accurately describes just how awesome it was. But basically, we held cups of water while on the ride and tried not to spill any. I, personally, am able to retain more water in a cup while holding it upside-down.
It's definitely one of the nicest SF parks in terms of, well, just about everything - cleanliness, friendliness of the staff, and operations. And the coaster collection is really quite decent to boot. I highly, highly recommend it.
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- Does anyone else hear the sound of trumpets upon the first sight of a park? Yes? No? Anyone?
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- Wes wasn't in sleeping or anything. I just told him to duck. Or else.
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- But first, since Elissa Bingo had just been passed out, I had to get the ever elusive boob-credit square. The puritanical way.
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- Ice Bat gave me some 'tude for our prudish method. Whatevs, Ice Bat. Whatevs.
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- After receiving our wristbands, I admire how color coordinated Robbie is.
Kind of.
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- Shouka projectile vomiting an Intamin!
Now THIS is an upchucking animal statue I can support.
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- As part of our early entry, we got some private time with the animals.
Only Tyler was hoping for some, ahem, "private time" with the animals. He was so disappointed.
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- Ch-ch-chinchila!
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- And after drooling over the animals, we had some ERT-esque time on Medusa.
You know, good thing there isn't some unsightly garbage can right in front of the sign, other wise this beautiful picture would be ruined.
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- An empty queue is a happy queue, that's what I always say.
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- I believe this was Matt's milestone coaster of #217 or something. And then he proceeded to marathon it for approximately 832 rides which, according to his excel chart, brought him up to 39 more rides on it than he had ridden at this same time last year, but 28 times less than the year before that. ;)
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- The sign was much more fun to take pictures of than the coaster was to ride. Less painful, at least.
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- Kidney bean!
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- For some reason, Ben left me in charge of his stuff while he was off doing something, though I don't remember what. Maybe he had to poop. I don't know. Anyway, while he was gone, I stole his zoom lens, because I knew he secretly wanted me to. Obviously. So, here you go. Fancy close-up shots.
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- I don't get it. It's an SLC! Why are all these people SMILING?!
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- At least that kid in the front gets it.
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- World's longest train. Man, there's GOT to be a decent 'your mom' joke in there somewhere. The only one I could think of was pretty bad. Pretty bad, indeed.
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- Yet another Elissa Bingo square. And since this brought me up to a total of 4 or 5, none of which even came CLOSE to forming any sort of row/column/whathaveyou so...I gave up.
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- Ben and I took pictures of our Q-bots together. Such kindred spirits, he and I.
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- During lunch, we had some special guests come for an EXCLUSIVE photo shoot.
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- They even took part in some of our typical TPR antics.
You're all aware of Tyler's phobia of mayonnaise, yes? Well, I'm pretty sure it's all an act. Here he finds himself next to a dolphin holding a basket FULL of mayo (you know, as one does), and look how calm and nonchalant he appears to be about it.
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- The mayo is even thrown at him, yet he appears to be FAR more worried about the tiger with Cheetos in his hand.
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- Then Tyler even tells the dolphin to, ahem, "stick it back there."
See? His mayo-phobia, like his straightness, is all an act.
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- I don't remember what exactly was going on here, but clearly Neil is the subordinate one in the relationship.
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- WARNING: CUTE OVERLOAD AHEAD.
Awwww!
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- Awwwwwwwwwwww!
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- AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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- If this picture doesn't just melt your cold, little heart, then you and I could never be friends. Sorry.
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- Now for the world's weirdest impulse coaster.
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- It looks normal on this end and all but....
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- ...over here? Uh, what the hell?
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- But aside from looking, well, just plain wrong, it actually is incredibly fun. And unique. Definitely unique.
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- Jake finds it to be simply orgasmic.
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- Ugh, and there's this horrid thing: Roar
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- Millennium Flyers did nothing to help out this awful coaster. Well, no, it IS slightly better than it's sister over on the east coast at SFA thanks to the nice trains, but honestly, it's the difference between sticking your hand in a blender and sticking it in a garbage disposal. It's gonna hurt either way.
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- Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my credit whoring face....
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- Sooooo worth it.
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- And this is the back of the head of the kid I stole.
Sadly, I was alone in my whore-dome, as my posse was busy riding the rapids ride, something my hair simply does not agree with.
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- This park is more than just coasters too. It's about Discovery. And Kingdoms. And while I don't know what they mean by that, they also have animal shows and exhibits.
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- Like acrobatic whales.
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- And lazy-ass sharks.
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- And proof that megalodons did not floss nearly enough.
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- Ugh, this picture was supposed to go about 10 back, but clearly I'm a bit rusty at this Photo TR business and can't be bothered to group all the corresponding photos accordingly.
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- We had some time before dinner and ERT, so we used our handy q-bots to get a few more rides on Medusa.
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- Two TPR members and two GP members ride together in harmony. Oh how lovely this post-segregation world is.
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- And for some reason, I didn't get a SINGLE photo of Tony Hawk's Big Spin, so here you go. Yeah. Totally nailed that layout.
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- Then towards the end of the night, Robbie ran into his long-estranged father. He decided to take the opportunity to work on what he calls the "father wound."
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- It didn't go very well.
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- All he needed, though, was some nighttime ERT and he was over it.
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- Finally, the only shot I have of the epic event that was Tony Hawk with cups of water. Really captures it, eh?
Next: Gilroy Gardens
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