Photo TR: Chuck Looks Back at TPR's Europe Trip 2008

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Photo TR: Chuck Looks Back at TPR's Europe Trip 2008

Postby cfc » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:31 pm

Table of Contents

Introduction (scroll down)
Chapter 1: Jardin d'Acclimatation
Chapter 2: Parc Asterix
Chapter 3: Walibi Belgium & Adventure Parc
Chapter 4: Bobbejaanland
Chapter 5: Toverland
Chapter 6: Efteling & Drievliet
Chapter 7: Walibi World
Chapter 8: Heide Park
Chapter 9: Movie Park Germany & Schlossbeck
Chapter 10: Phantasialand
Chapter 11: Tripsdrill
Chapter 12: Holiday Park
Chapter 13: Europa Park
Chapter 13.5: Walygator Parc
Chapter 14: Paris Disney
Chapter 15: Final Thoughts

Introduction: The Team Larry High-Speed Tour of Paris

Well, I’m back home, Angus McNasty is sleeping in my lap, and I have to go back to work tomorrow. All this can mean only one thing—time to start my photo TR of TPR’s Europe Trip 2008. Yes, it’s time to set everything down and relive the whole incredible experience all over again—the parks, the people, the antics (which often develop into full-fledged “hijinks” and “folderol”), the food, the good times, the smells (well, maybe not all the smells).

My thanks to Robb and Elissa for putting together another excellent tour. The work that goes into these trips is staggering, yet they always come through beautifully, with plenty of ERT and other perks—such as free beer (more on this later). If you want to make the most of your theme-park experience, you can’t go wrong with a TPR trip. Again, thank you, Robb and Elissa.

First, though, a little “culture.” Yes, I know you all came here looking for pictures of roller coasters, dark rides, and TPR members engaged in silly, sometimes PG-13-rated antics. But it would be a shame to go to France and not spend a day checking out what Paris has to offer. So, Paris Pass in hand (which gave me access to a number of attractions and museums without waiting in line), I joined Team Larry (Larry “larrygator” Meisel and Rich “coaster05” and Melanie “funkybadger” Bitner) for a high-speed tour of famous Parisian landmarks and a cruise on the River Seine.

So, here’s a look at Paris, a city in which it is nearly impossible to take a bad photo—that is, unless you trip, drop your camera, and take a picture of your own shoes. Or lose a piece of Notre Dame in a sun glitch. Or fall in the Seine, drift downstream, and end up taking a picture of some other town. Oh, and by the way, there may be a few antics depicted in these Paris photos. I wouldn’t want to mislead anybody.

Anyway, welcome to Paris, as I saw it through jet-lagged eyes on Saturday, June 21, 2008.
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Hey, look--my shirt goes with the Arc de Triomphe! (Actually, this is the same shirt I wore when I flew to London and Tokyo on two previous TPR trips.)
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It's a long way up the Arc's sprial staircase. By the way, if this picture is spinning around, you may be in a Hitchcock movie--so beware of Kim Novack!
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I bet this soldier is thinking that it's a shame that he's sharing space with a gift shop.
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Here's the view from the top of the Arc de Triomphe.
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Looking toward Montmartre (I think).
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Hmm--this is some moderately popular local landmark, as I recall.
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The eternal flame burns in honor of France's fallen heroes (not for making smores--sorry).
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Here's the very intricate roof of the Arc.
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"Protect us, o scary, nearly naked guy!"
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This maritime museum was part of our Paris Passes, so in we went.
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Yeah, they know TPR's in town, alright.
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Stretch, Larry, stretch!
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Seconds before the statue came to life and smacked me around.
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"Are those imbeciles still here?"
"Oui."
"Remember--don't make eye contact!"
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"OK, where the hell are we, again?" More to come from Paris.
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Postby cfc » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:50 pm

More from the City of Lights--during the day (so, no lights).
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Sheesh, we can't turn around without bumping into this thing. And why does it remind me of Kings Dominion?
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Hi, Erik.
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This is the Hotel des Invalides--a 17th-century war veterans' residence that houses a war museum and the tomb of Napoleon.
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"OK, there's a bunch of French stuff in here I can't pronounce, so let's just go in."
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"I fart in your general direction!"
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"So, we French folk outwit you a second time, eh?"
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My, that's one big ball. A man could go far with two of those, if he could tote them in a big sack, or something.
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Napoleon's tomb.
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Napoleon's uniform.
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The roof over Napoleon's tomb and uniform.
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Damn it, what is the name of that thing? And why does it keep hounding us?
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You know, sometimes I sits and thinks . . .
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. . . and sometimes I just sits.
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OK, who's ready for a cruise on the Seine?
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There are two major differences between Paris's Eiffel Tower and the one at Kings Dominion: 1) Paris's is much taller, and 2) KD's never has a long line.
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Looking up the Seine. One last set of Paris pics to come.
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Postby mcjaco » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:02 pm

Wait. A. Minute. Larry has a shirt with sleaves?

And a collar?! Holy crap!

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Postby BeemerBoy » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:07 pm

Yay for:

- Chuck TRs
- Culture credits in TRs
- Team Larry
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- Vertigo references

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Postby Carnage » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:26 pm

I expected the war museum to have a white flag flying out front ...
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Postby cfc » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:40 pm

A cruise on the Seine,
Then we go to Notre Dame.
Gargoyles are cool.
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"Everyday, I contemplate the meaning of life--and my balls."
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"Do you hear something? I think I hear . . .
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I'm not sure if this guy was busted or if the police were just giving him a tow.
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Notre Dame, which is nowhere near South Bend, Indiana.
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By the way, there's an excellent ice-cream joint behind Notre Dame--as you can tell by this enormous line. (The caramel ice cream is awesome.)
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I don't care what the homeowner's association thinks, I'm getting one of these for my house.
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"You know, if I weren't made of stone, I would so hock a big loogie on one of those people down there."
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"At least I can crap on them--I'm not made of stone!"
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There was some dance competition in the plaza below.
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"Sigh! I wish I could watch the dancing, but my stone butt is on the wrong side of the building."
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"You're not missing much--the dancers suck."
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"Why don't all of you shuddup and let a gargoyle eat in peace? Oh, wait--I'm made of stone, so I don't have to eat anyway."
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Quasi ring bells! That's it for the Team Larry High-Speed Tour of Paris. Jardin d'Acclimatation will be next.
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Postby larrygator » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:47 pm

mcjaco wrote:Wait. A. Minute. Larry has a shirt with sleaves?

And a collar?! Holy crap!


It was a rental!

Chuck - your captions for the gargoyle pictures rock!
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Postby TheRapidsNerd » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:54 pm

Great stuff thus far Chuck! Cool to see Napoleon's Tomb and, honestly didn't know you could walk up inside the Arc De Triomph. You taught me something new today. =)

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Postby Godwyn » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:26 pm

I loved the pictures of the gargoyles. I've got two out front of my house that spit water back into my fish pond. They really do get some looks from people passing by.

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Postby ginzo » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:33 pm

I loved Notre Dame. It was probably my favorite attraction in Paris. You just don't see stuff like that here in the colonies.

cfc wrote:By the way, there's an excellent ice-cream joint behind Notre Dame--as you can tell by this enormous line.


You can actually skip the Berthillon line by sitting down at one of the tables to get served in the little cafe there. But you'll pay dearly to do so. And the stuff is excellent. I was really bummed when I saw that Disney Paris featured crappy Ben & Jerry's instead of Berthillon.
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