The Official "TPR MidWest USA 2007" Trip Thread!

[moinabI wish they would make Street Fighter Donkey.]

I'm gonna burn for even thinking it!

Dude, you can't steal that baby Jesus. It's all part of one large piece of concrete. You'd have to steal Mary along with baby Jesus, and I don't think you've been working out quite that much.

I don't think stealing them was what he had in mind.

[ShockwaveNon-German Tom]

Okay, first of all, NO ONE is allowed to break rides except me.

Second, I'm breaking the vow of silence and telling everyone who is not on the trip that every single video and picture is staged. They are not having any fun at all. Robb and Elissa let everyone off the bus for about 10 minutes to take pictures for the "trip report" and then take them back to a warehouse where they are forced to create pirated coaster DVD and massive amounts of buffalo wings. No one should ever sign up for one of these trips again!

Sorry, the truth had to be told. An no, I'm not bitter about not being there!

Have a great time all, and I look forward to all the updates!

I hope you all DIE!

Oh yeah, more Big Mike pics!

Haha, who do you think you are? Joey?

Awesome updates so far, brings back some great memories!

[Chris Benvenuto2012+Mayan=BS!]

Even though it's 6 days till I meet you all at Cedar Point, it does sound like you all are having fun.

Can't wait to see you all at the Point!

Chris Benvenuto

[redfoot12"Excuse me, miss, may I pound my large rooster into your donkey?"]

Not only do I wish I were there but I was so close yet so far to actually being there. Having to ask R&E for my deposit back for this trip may turn out to be one of the saddest moments of the 2000's for me...

[Rob.LloydDoes Jeff Johnson count this donkey as a credit?]

No one should be having fun because The Brits and The Panthers aren't on the trip

[redfoot12"Excuse me, miss, may I pound my large rooster into your donkey?"]

^
Maybe a Panther equivalent will form on this trip and then on some later TPR trip the twain shall meet. And awesomeness ensues.

[sfne2005Hot Potato!]

No one should be having fun because The Brits and The Panthers aren't on the trip

They're actually having more fun since their is more alcohol thanif the brits were there!

06 UK + addon > midwest...
07 Spain + addon > midwest...

[Rob.LloydDoes Jeff Johnson count this donkey as a credit?]

^^Do you think TPR could cope with Two sets of Panthers?
Edit. We want more Big Mike pictures

[Big MikeTPR's Friendliest Guy]

Thanks everyone for the big response for more BIG MIKE pics!!

These reports just fall a bit short without them.

I would like to know out of the 100 people so far, has anyone missed the bus yet and been left behind???

Is Rich and Mel's taxi service been utilized yet?

I think the best part of the trip reports so far is that we dont have to see the uncool Rich with that dopey sig move all the time

Peace, Big Mike

PS - We still want more Big Mike pics!

[Guy T. KoeppNow with Extra Retarded Flavor]

OK first things first. What days are you gonna be at Dollywood and Elitch Gardens? Cause I would love to meet up with you all at either park.

Second, I am soooooo jealous of you all and wish I was on this trip with you all, cause I'm jealous... ...about the trip... ...not about the wishes.

More Big Mike (tha liar) photos. Rumor has it if his name gets mentioned 1 million times in this post. He has nude photos of Lou, Elissa, & The Hoffman Girl, that he will show us all. Yeah Right! Rumor has it that it's really him having a swordfight with Hollidog? (Swordfight being a sexual innuendo.)

Sooooooo... ...BIG MIKE, BIG MIKE, Big Mike, Big Mike, BM, BM, BM, BM! Why do I suddenly have to take a crap?

BRB!

Robb, did you think of me when you had your Waffle House Hash Browns? Cause you loaded them up right! Boo Ya!

Have fun er'body!

Guy "Like them smothered, like them covered, like my Waffle House hash browns." Koepp