Hahaha I loved reading this trip report. Amazing how a park that a lot of Dutch people don't like so much, and you're almost fan of it. Really had to laugh about the comment at "El Paso"!
//edit: Whoops, it was one big topic . . . I'll post the rest of my reactions in this post!
//edit2: Read all the trip reports now. Great to see what you think of "our" parks. Especially liked the report of Walibi World. Things that we find normal, seem to be really special to you. Just like the bumper car things, this is usual in Europe, you should visit some fairground here, that's even better than the park rides. Thanks again for the nice reports! And it's really sick what huge distances you ride just in one day, totally sick!