You Might Be A Coaster Nerd If....

[australianalexA village is missing its IDIOT!]

You might be a coaster nerd if your internet is extremely slow because you've been watching WAYYY too many Coaster POV's on youtube.
Sad thing is, as soon as it speeds up again thats the first thing Im gunna do.

[molemaster43A not-so-awesome title]

You might be a coaster nerd if you obsessively keep e-mailing one park to send you a map.

[The49erWhat would donkeys be like on the moon?]

You might be a coaster nerd if....

When you come across a photo of a Rollercoaster in a textbook you automatically know what coaster it is and where it is (was) located.

I didn't even need a photo for this one:

A roller coaster in New Jersey measures 456 feet. A roller coaster in Ohio is 36 feet shorter. Set up an equation, and find the height of the roller coaster in Ohio.

The variables I used were k and t

...If you invent new thrill rides in your spare time.

[RAWKIN_coaster38Jar-Jar Binks smells like Donkey]

When people say they're going to a certain country/state you become green with envy because of a nearby awesome park that you wish you could go to.

GUILTY!! It's seemed to happen a lot to me lately... someone will say, "I'm going on a trip to _____" and I'm jealous because there are parks nearby that I've never been to.

If you planned a roller coaster road trip that stops at every major park around the US.

GUILTY!!! For my senior trip after graduating high school I could choose to go basically anywhere I wanted (time spent there adjusted based on overall price) and I chose to do a 24-day road trip loop across the U.S. so I could visit several parks I've wanted to go to. We chose our route with amusement parks nearby being the #1 factor and historic/natural/famous landmarks as #2.

You might be a coaster nerd if....

....You see license plates or other random combinations of letters and see coaster-related acronyms, i.e. RCT. I kept seeing this one license plate in town with a license plate with "JMA" and I always thought of CGA.

[cal1br3ttoWhy do I still have a donkey title???]

^For some reason I always see "EGF" license plates. Not sure why I mostly notice the Expedition GeForce combo since surely there are plenty of park and coaster names with 3-letter initials...

...if when planning a vacation, the most important thing to you is what parks/coasters you can hit up within a reasonable proximity to your ACTUAL destination...

...if you name a pet after a roller coaster (yeah, we have... we named our cat Gwazi...)

[australianalexA village is missing its IDIOT!]

If you refuse to go to NJ in Winter, because the thought of being so close to El Toro and not being able to ride would kill me.

[MrSum1_55I just swallowed a whole donkey!]

You get pissed when a textbook lists coaster stats incorrectly.

One physics problem was where you had to calculate the speed of Superman at SFA. The problem started out as the following:
If the Superman roller coaster in Maryland is 70 feet tall...

I hated that book from then on.

[donkeyman18A zonkey is a cross between a zebra and a donkey.]

If your best friend mack's nickname is rides.

[molemaster43A not-so-awesome title]

You might be a coaster nerd if you check Screamscape daily.