You Might Be A Coaster Nerd If....

[jzooleI know more about donkeys than women!]

You might be a coaster nerd if....

...when you were a kid, you pretended the cordless home phone was a B&M Stand-up car and played with it accordingly.

...anytime you hear someone mention the movie SLC Punk, you immediately think of having your head thrashed around by a horrible Vekoma piece of crap.

...you'll waste time watching Richie Rich on TV (atleast until the part where they ride Iron Wolf).

...when driving from Texas to Connecticut in the middle of winter, you tell your boyfriend to take a nap in the car for awhile so he won't get mad when you drive 30 minutes out of the way just to take pictures of a closed Hersheypark from the parking lot.

[HighRollerHoly crap you have a HUGE donkey!]

You might be a coaster nerd if you use a TPR filtered word in casual conversation without thinking about it. When some one looks at you strange and asks "Noodles?" you just tell them what it's supposed to mean and move on.

[intaminfan98I Love Donkeys!]

Whenever you do a report on a place somewhere else in the world, you HAVE to include a park from the area, if there are any. (Guilty, PortAdventura, Spain)

I did the same thing with the exact same park for a spanish project

[I305KDHave I mentioned how awesome donkeys are?]

You might be a coaster nerd if you are having trouble in math but one of the questions you easily get right involves a coaster.

[CoasterRollinHoly crap you have a HUGE donkey!]

...your room decorations include park maps on the walls, a CoasterDynamix Statix model, a rollercoaster calender, and a broken Schwarzkopf proximity sensor

[XYZA village is missing its IDIOT!]

...you have to live at least 30 minutes away from an amusement park.

...you brag with your non-coaster enthusiast friends about your coaster memorabilia. (They really don't care.)

...you try to stop line cutters like they are criminals.

...you try to plan trips that go to many amusement parks.

All of the above apply to me.

[CoasterRollinHoly crap you have a HUGE donkey!]

... if you can relate to the people posting in this thread.

[AthletekimThe best thing about TPR is the donkeys.]

...one of your 5th grade campers brings up SFGAdv and you start talking about all of the rides and what types of inversions are in them when she just wanted to talk about the log Flume.

[simaticableJar-Jar Binks smells like Donkey]

You set up certain places in your house as blocks.

[RAWKIN_coaster38Jar-Jar Binks smells like Donkey]

... you know you're going to Six Flags tomorrow, so you get a bunch of $1s and a few $1 coins for the fluffy, fluffy bunnies filled with medicine and goo.