I don't have a very good reason for you to vote for Natalie over me, and the mere fact I made it this far in this game (despite being second place almost every single week) means I can claim a moral victory... but here's a helpful diagram that should persuade you.
The main challenge here is ME versus a GIRL WITH BOOBS. Now, how can I compete with boobs? It's tough. However, this diagram should help.
As you can see. Both myself and boobs start off as not very awesome. Of course, as a girl matures in adulthood, her boobs become awesome, even more awesome than myself. HOWEVER, when a women hits her mid to late thirties, with kids or without, her boobs begin a dramatic and steady decline into un-awesome saggy wrinkly terror. Whereas I remain more or less awesome throughout. So, while the SHORT TERM GAIN in awesomeness of boobs is greater, they will decline in overall value, while I keep my awesome levels steady.
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