AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - THE GAME IS OVER

[coasterdude5Randomness]

VOTE FOR WHO YOU WANT TO DIE THIS WEEK!
THE REMAINING PERSON WILL BE THE LAST ONE ALIVE.



AND THEN THERE WERE NONE - TPR SURVIVOR EDITION

It's come down to this. Man vs. Woman. Boobs vs. Nothing. Who will die last? It's up to you! Vote!

Hello there forum goers, it is I, Mr. U. N. Owen. You may know me for killing ten people who escaped punishments for committing their own murders. Or you may just know me for being partially insane. But I know that you know how much I hate liars. Think about it for a second - liars ruin everything!

For more information:
http://themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=45020

You may know some of these people for their hilarious remarks... their quick-witted replies... or their random trip reports....

It is your job to decide who dies first! Hahaha! Fun, isn't it? Each week a new poll will be posted and you will ultimately choose who dies first and who dies last. Vote for who you want to die!

Here's a little information on the people I've captured:

Wes

Wes has been accused of supplying large amounts of PMW to patrons at amusement parks, and then coaxing them to go into restricted areas to get his hat.

natatomic

As one of only 4 or 5 girls on TPR, natatomic is wanted for not putting out nearly enough, as should be her female duty. She is also wanted for questioning regarding rumors of being a Republican. It all makes sense, now, doesn't it?

Oh, feel free to check out my new movie, And Then There Were None:

Vimeo: http://vimeo.com/1962410

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DVIJ0B81

[holyblakbeltI wrote the book about donkeys!]

I'm keeping Wes alive for one more week. Maybe I'm down with Republicans, or mayo.

[Wes.]

I don't have a very good reason for you to vote for Natalie over me, and the mere fact I made it this far in this game (despite being second place almost every single week) means I can claim a moral victory... but here's a helpful diagram that should persuade you.

The main challenge here is ME versus a GIRL WITH BOOBS. Now, how can I compete with boobs? It's tough. However, this diagram should help.

As you can see. Both myself and boobs start off as not very awesome. Of course, as a girl matures in adulthood, her boobs become awesome, even more awesome than myself. HOWEVER, when a women hits her mid to late thirties, with kids or without, her boobs begin a dramatic and steady decline into un-awesome saggy wrinkly terror. Whereas I remain more or less awesome throughout. So, while the SHORT TERM GAIN in awesomeness of boobs is greater, they will decline in overall value, while I keep my awesome levels steady.

[Airtime&GravityWhy do I still have a donkey title???]

I didn't have a reason to vote for either, so sorry Wes, you got my vote by chance.

[CTU AgentThai Hedrick]

Natalie and I are both virgins who are waiting for marriage. That means I will most likely impregnate her one day. How I made this conclusion? I don't know. I'm on Red Bull. So I'm killing off Wes. Good bye. You are the weakest link. You are fired. Clearly fear is a factor for you. Your shot at love is over. TTYN.

[Wes.]

Natalie and I are both virgins who are waiting for marriage. That means I will most likely impregnate her one day. How I made this conclusion? I don't know. I'm on Red Bull. So I'm killing off Wes. Good bye. You are the weakest link. You are fired. Clearly fear is a factor for you. Your shot at love is over. TTYN.

BUUUUUUT TYLERRRRRR I WANNA BE YOUR FRIENDDDDDDDDDDD

[CTU AgentThai Hedrick]

I'm sorry. It was really tough for me. In fact, I can't even say TTYN this time. Sorry girls. I know you're crying, but we are going to JAPAN!

Next game: Robb Alvey's BFF

[Vekoma Fan BoyThat random nerd]

Damn, if I'd saw Wes' him vs. boobs post before I voted, I wouldn't have voted for him this week!







Vekoma "Should read the damn thread!" Fan Boy

[coasterdude5Randomness]

EDIT: We're tied again. How will this all play out?

Remember:

Boobs > Wes

[AllenA07My small thing speaks for itself]

Wow with the forum outage this has the chance to become the greatest scandal since hanging chads. However I again am going to cast my vote to get rid of the mod, and the support the average poster!