Post your favorite your mom jokes!

[maliboomerBanned]

Yo mommas so fat they wrap a towel around her and use her to clean tunnels.

[BiCoastal KidTeh Rockness Monster]

Yo mamma's so fat, even Superman Escape's cable can't pull her.

Wow...... for multiple reasons.

Yo mama's glasses so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving.

[MiamiBoii4392aka Sidekicker]

Your mom is so ugly she made an onion cry.

[LuxoThe Smiley Face Pizza]

I was bored enough to put "yo momma" into the wikipedia, and here's what it gave me:

"Yo' momma's so fat..."

"...when God said 'let there be light,' he asked her to move."
"...she fell in love and broke it."
"...she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out."
"...she's on both sides of the family."
"...she uses Mexico as a tanning bed."
"...when she sits on a dollar, she makes change."
"...she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her forty years to live."
"...her stomach has time zones."
"...when she wears high heels she strikes oil."
"...when she jumps the radio skips."
"...She has to iron her pants on the driveway."
"...she wore a red dress and went outside, and all the kids said Kool-Aid!"
"...when I had sex with her I rolled over twice, and I was still on her!"
"...she has her own gravitational field/her own orbit."
"...that the last time she saw 90210 was when she stepped on a scale!"
"...when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck."
"...she sits next to EVERYONE at the cinema."
"Yo' momma's so ugly..."

"...she walked by the bathroom and the toilet flushed itself"
"...when she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks."
"Yo' momma's so heavy, when she stepped on a scale..."

"...it said, 'One at a time, please!'"
"...it said, 'No livestock allowed!'"
"...it said, 'To be continued!'"
"...she saw her phone number!'"
"...the scale sued for cruel and unusual punishment."
"Yo' momma's so old..."

"...her social security number is 1"
"...her breastmilk is powder."
"...when God said, 'Let there be light,' she flipped the switch!"
"...she farts dust."
"...she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade."
"...she was at the last supper."
"Yo' momma's so black..."

"...she went to night school and got marked absent."
"...she could leave her fingerprint in charcoal."
"...I shot her, and the bullet came back asking for a flashlight."
"Yo' momma's teeth are so yellow..."

"...I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!"
"...when she smiles, traffic slows."
"Yo Mama's so stupid..."

"...she bought a carton of orange juice and looked at it for 20 minutes because it said 'Concentrate'."
"...she shoved the phone up her A$$ and thought she was making a booty call."
"...she failed a blood test."
"...she tripped over the cordless phone."
"...she thought a quarterback was a refund."
"...she got locked in a motorcycle."
"...she got run over by a parked car."
"...she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side."
"...she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away all the W's!"
"...she went to ShopRite and shopped left.
"Yo Mama's so poor..."

"...when I asked her why she was kicking a box down the street she said, 'Moving'."
"...she eats cereal with a fork so she can use the milk later."
"...I walked through the front door and tripped over the back door."
"...she drives a peanut."
"...when I stepped on a lit cigarette, she asked who turned off the heat."
"Yo Mama's so hairy..."

"...Bigfoot takes picture of her."
"...she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock." (Alternatively: Don King)
"...she looks like she's smuggling Chewbacca under her clothes."
"...Bill Gates couldn't pay for the wax job."

[socalMAN123This 16 year old puts you to shame]

<insert extreme asian voice here> Your momma so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Your momma is so old, she went to the prom with Jesus.
---Brent

[coasters 4 meCoaster Berry]

Your momma is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study.

[woah_killaTPR's bug...]

You're momma's so dumb, she had you!

[benzo41190Wisconsin state fair boy]

Your mom is so old, she got her drivers ID photo taken on top of a Dinosaur.

Your mom is so hunched backed, she has to wear scuba gear to do dishes.

Your mom is so fat, that we she took a drink out of the ocean and they found Atlantis

Your mom is poor that she waves around a popsickle stick and calls it Central AC.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought pressing "Tab" on the keyboard would give her a soda

[TheBannedKidIf the donkey is rockin, don't come knockin!]

Your mom is so fat, I swerved around her with a full tank of gas and I ran out .

[ats86I know quite a lot about Donkeys!]

Yo mommas like a 7/11: on every corner and always open.