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Tell Me A Joke!
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!
by Rollercoaster Rider » Wed Nov 30, 2011 3:58 pm
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!
by Bryce232 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:46 pm
There is an old restaurant that has a magic mirror that if you tell a lie while looking at it, it will suck you in.
One day, a red head walked up to the mirror and said "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world" and it sucked her in.
The following day, a brunette walked up to the mirror and said "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world" and it sucked her in.
Finally, the next day, a blonde walked up to the mirror and said "I think-" and it sucked her in.
One day, a red head walked up to the mirror and said "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world" and it sucked her in.
The following day, a brunette walked up to the mirror and said "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world" and it sucked her in.
Finally, the next day, a blonde walked up to the mirror and said "I think-" and it sucked her in.
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!
by MayTheGForceBeWithYou » Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:48 pm
Two men walked into a bar. A third saw it and ducked under.
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!
by Philrad71 » Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:28 am
Masquerade wrote:Did you hear that McDonalds is introducing the McSandusky Burger? It is a piece of old meat between fresh buns.
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!
by Thecoasterrus » Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:39 pm
This jokes is a bit dark so you will have to bear with me...
I was upset because my friend had died. and i felt gulity for months until i just decided to give it up. I had a rope around my neck and i was ready to jump. then my mum ran in and told me not to do it, I replyed "What have i got to live for"? then she said "well were going to six flags america,do you want to come with us?" I kicked the stool away... :lmao:
I was upset because my friend had died. and i felt gulity for months until i just decided to give it up. I had a rope around my neck and i was ready to jump. then my mum ran in and told me not to do it, I replyed "What have i got to live for"? then she said "well were going to six flags america,do you want to come with us?" I kicked the stool away... :lmao:
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!
by FJM8 » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:28 pm
Why the skeleton didn't go to the party?
Because it had nobody to go with.
I know, I'm extremly ridiculous.
Because it had nobody to go with.
I know, I'm extremly ridiculous.
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!
by Rollercoaster Rider » Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:33 pm
What's the difference between Bridesmaids and Showgirls?
Showgirls was funny
Showgirls was funny
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!
by STR8FXXXINEDGE » Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:27 pm
A guy goes to the store to buy a box of condoms.
The cashier says "Do you need a bag, sir?"
The guys says "No, she's not THAT ugly!"
The cashier says "Do you need a bag, sir?"
The guys says "No, she's not THAT ugly!"
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!
by pdcon » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:28 pm
Did you hear when Michael Jackson died, since his body was 80% percent plastic from plastic surgery, they decided to melt him down and turn him into legos, that was little boys can play with him.
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