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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby boldikus » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:31 am

Even if he doesn't pass the smell test? :lmao:
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Postby coasterbill » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:41 am

Ape seems cool. I'm always less hesitant to meet TPR members who are married and/or have kids since they at some point convinced someone to sleep with them and they occasionally have to think about things besides coasters.

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Postby boldikus » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:45 am

In all seriousness I agree. Ape is one of TPR's cool kids. ;)
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Postby Ape » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:00 am

Ha! thanks. If it is any more comforting to you I have a huge pet peeve with people who show up first thing in the morning smelling of sh*t. I just don't understand how that happens.

One day I will do a Hershey park, Knoebles, Great Adventure trip. Just have to wait until these damn kids are a little older.

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Postby boldikus » Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:30 am

What's funny is that when Andrew originally messaged me earlier in the year asking if we'd want to meet up when he was in town his first message was something along the lines of "And I swear I bathe regularly cause I know how you guys are!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:12 am

^ Yeah, I've met the enthusiasts who don't, and it's scary. I said that mostly in jest, but yeah, some people....

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Postby Satans Hockey » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:19 am

I think the majority of the people over in the Facebook group for great adventure annoy me more than the people here lol

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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby RCjunkie » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:25 am

coasterbill wrote:Ape seems cool. I'm always less hesitant to meet TPR members who are married and/or have kids since they at some point convinced someone to sleep with them and they occasionally have to think about things besides coasters.


As time goes by I find myself agreeing with coasterbill more and more with his words of wisdom like this. This probably means a future visit to a mental health professional or some real heavy drinking for me. ;)

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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:56 am

Drinking with your mental health professional is the most fun of all.
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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby coneyislandchris » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:05 am

I had to go back and re-read the paragraph about Nitro's train crossing the camelback while you were up the lift. Pretty unprecedented, can't remember ever seeing that happen.

A little bit surprised you didn't catch herpes via osmosis just from the proximity of that f*cktub. Here's hoping I never get such an upgrade cause that would, um, make things a bit awkward when I'm on a road trip with the kids...
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