Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

[theonetheonlyJT“Fear can make a donkey attack a lion”]

I don't know if this has already been said already but on the theme park review video of Texas Giant a person put
"That's not even airtime what he is doing is jumping makes me so mad right now." (sorry I couldn't find the exact quote I think it was deleted) anyone else see this.
Robb don't you know not to jump on coasters.

[Angry_GumballIt's All About Quality!]

Riding the Star Tower last Sunday, overhearing some GP talking about the construction:
GP1: I think it may be something for more parking.
GP2: Why would they do more parking structures if there's one already right there?

Ride ends and I ask them: "Wondering what's going in there?" *Pulls up photo of GCI on iPhone* "This!"
GP *Shocked*

[cfcI've gone pantless!]

I don't know if this has already been said already but on the theme park review video of Texas Giant a person put
"That's not even airtime what he is doing is jumping makes me so mad right now." (sorry I couldn't find the exact quote I think it was deleted) anyone else see this.
Robb don't you know not to jump on coasters.

One thing you don't need to do to get air on the New Texas Giant is "jump."

[molemaster43A not-so-awesome title]

Teacher asks us our favorite coasters, one person says :

Millennium Force at Six Flags

Conversation with my friend:

Me: I rode Kingda Ka, it was awesome
Friend: Oh, I've never been to Cedar Point

[gforce1994I'm a know-it-all about donkeys!]

about a month ago, while in line for Italian job at kd, a kid noticed my Intimidator shirt and said "man, that ride was only good the first week it opened when it went 120mph, it now sucks because they added trims and it only goes 70mph". brilliant, and this kid wasn't even a gp because he wouldn't shut up about the LIM's on Italian job...

Maybe the GP member was from Canada talking about Kilometers per hour on the final airtime hills.

[molemaster43A not-so-awesome title]

Some comments I found from this video:

Bro top thrill dragster in Ohio at six flags goes 0-120 in 3 seconds

Worls fastest is : Ferrari attraction 240 in 4.5 Seconds !!

Here is a whole little argument

this is not the fastest top thrill dragster is way faster 0 to 150 mph in 4 seconds.

ha fail, its only 120 in 4 secs

your the fail! 120 is the meters dumbo

no the stats are 120 mp/h, 430ft high retard

[disownedpearI Guess Donkeys Are Okay]

on a i305 video

This is just Skyrush from Hershey park!

its amazing i rode this twice yesterday right when we got to carowinds..its intense

this coaster is not imtemedating it looks like a 5 year old would go on that

this ride is cool i guess.....they need to put 100 more feet onthe drop , but hey...watchya gonna do

it was a lot higher but someone died on it because it was to high so they had to make it shorte

[australianalexA village is missing its IDIOT!]

this ride is cool i guess.....they need to put 100 more feet onthe drop , but hey...watchya gonna do

*Kills self*

[ytterbiumanalystDoes Jeff Johnson count this donkey as a credit?]

Overheard in line for the Hi-Lo Silos today:

"Mommy, what's that roller coaster?" (Kid pointing at Outlaw Run, clearly visible even over the large fence)
"That's Powder Keg, but it looks like it isn't running today. I wonder why they would have shut it down?"

I guess the world really is ready for a launched wooden coaster....

[cckomanI Guess Donkeys Are Okay]

While in line for Mission Space in WDW Epcot,

(Talking about the large, spinning model in the beginning of the queue)

"That wasn't there when I rode this ride yesterday"

~ yes, it was just magically dropped right into the queue in less than 24 hours!!