Chadster's Vacation Adventures: Final Edition!

[sspaz1000I prefer to mate with donkeys over humans!]

great update Chad!

I love all the pictures so I can't really say if I liked some more than others.

[chadsterThe Pony Express can't find my teepee]

^^ It's pretty awesome to see really and seeing Michael in action and how the employee's all respect him and work well with each other; you're going to continue to see the park flourish.

^I'm having similar issues!

[TheSchwitekDonkeys give me orgiastic scream!]

Awesome trip report! I'm glad you enjoyed the park, and I hope to see other TPR members visit in the near future! It's cool when I can look at a trip report from my own park, and enjoy it just as much as a trip report from a park I have never seen! Looking forward to your future travels!

[CoasterGuy06When I grow up, I want to breed donkeys!]

^^ It's pretty awesome to see really and seeing Michael in action and how the employee's all respect him and work well with each other you're going to continue to see the park flourish.

^I'm having similar issues!

Yeah he's supposedly a pretty good manager, or so I'm told.
Awesome report! Frontier City seems like such a neat little park. Got to get myself out there soon!

[chadsterThe Pony Express can't find my teepee]

^You don't have to suck up anymore!

^^Thanks again man, glad you like the TR! I'll be sending a package your way to add to your collection of materials soon

[chadsterThe Pony Express can't find my teepee]

Back in June I visited Adventureland - Iowa in, well, Iowa. So you might be asking, why travel to cornfield heaven to go to an amusement park? Well, because I wanted to

Seriously though I was already in Kansas City for Coasting for Kids so I thought, why not. The park itself was run primarily by an older crowd, and by older I mean retired which had plenty of benefits that included they didn't fart around (well ok, maybe they farted, but you know what I mean) they show up for work, and most importantly, super fast dispatch times. Yeah, I was shocked too.

The park is very Disney like in it's front entrance and quickly spreads out. While the coaster collection is mild they do have a well rounded flat collection which was impressive.



Want to know what else is impressive? So far this year I have traveled to more than 50 different parks and along the way I have collected park crap, and...I'm GIVING IT ALL AWAY!

Maybe not all of it, but a good amount of it. Stuff from Adventureland, Martins, SeaBreeze, Kings Island, Silver Dollar City, Michigan's Adventure and more. So gee Chadster, what do I need to do to get all this cool crap? Simple. Hidden in this trip report will be a caption contest. Best caption WINS!

But WAIT there is more! A second round of poo poo will be given away if you tell me which of this years Adventures (thus far of course) that you have liked the most! I will then stage a drawing based on some crazy lottery rule and presto, someone will win!


SIMPLE! So what are you waiting for, post your captions and whatnot and get ready to win free poo poo!

[cfcI've gone pantless!]

Adventureland is a great, noncorporate park. Outlaw is a solid ride, and the Underground is just weird enough to be interesting.

[sspaz1000I prefer to mate with donkeys over humans!]

Favorite 2012 report was your report on the San Diego Zoo.

[PALDonkeys are my way of life!]

My favorite is Chad's original taco adventure from Indiana Beach, including the bonus valley adventure.

Oh man, I didn't know Steelers defensive end Brett Keisel is a park fan. He really let himself go during the off-season.

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[beatle11I prefer to mate with donkeys over humans!]

Great TR Chad. I always like seeing TR's from places that don't get alot of attention, like this one for example, as well as Frontier City and Michigan's Adventure. I think I would say Michigan's Adventure is my favorite. I'm going to have to think about a caption for that photo.