Chadster's Vacation Adventures: Final Edition!

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So after a few hours of sleep we were off to Remlinger Farms. On the way down, we swore my GPS was telling us to continue on Dildo road, still not sure what road we were supposed to be on, so we will go with dildo road.

Today would be a credit run only, admission was a few dollars cheaper than expected at $11, so this would also officially be one of the top 3 most expensive credits for me to date.

Laura waited outside the farm so no ride photographer, but thought I would quickly share my whoring experience.

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and we mostly took it in the rear.

Thats what she said...

Sorry, I had too.

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After my whoring, and in an effort to save some coin, we made our way to Safeway to purchase discount tickets for Wild Waves. Well, as we found out, not all Safeway stores in the area sell them, so, we ended up going to two stores saving about $25. So, if you're going to Wild Waves, make sure you check that the Safeway store you are going to has the discounted tickets ;)

So this 27th day of July was spitting rain off and which assisted in keeping the crowds away. With fours coasters, I found Timberhawk: Ride of Prey to not only be the best the park has, but it's pretty darn good too! It didn't beat you up, had some nice surprises of air and a layout that kept me interested. Coming in second for me was Wild Thing, with automatic double rides for everyone, our first two cycles weren't too bad, the last two cycles we had slapped us around a bit, but still, it's not a bad ride, just not a top tier ride.

One thing we found really funny happened at the Klondike Gold Rusher. Basically two cars out of three running, the line was about 50 people deep which equalled about a twenty minute wait. Why was the wait that long? Well, anytime someone loses something on the ride, the ride is closed, a mechanic is called, the item is retrieved, and the ride reopens. The mechanic had just retrieved a hat and someone lost their flip flop on the platform. Back comes the mechanic, gets the shoe. Then you were instructed to hold the bar at all times, even on the lift. Don't even think about removing your hands from that bar. If you remove your hands from the bar, they will "talk" to you when you get back. Mouth off to them a little bit (note: did not mouth off to them, a group of people did) they will call security on you. The best part, security told the ride ops to basically get over it, lmao!

As far as food goes we grabbed a couple of personal sized pizzas and I have to say, they were pretty tasty and fresh out of the oven!

So if you want a good laugh, decent food, and loads of Zamperla goodness, head to Wild Waves.

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Ok, so last on the list is Enchanted Forest, a truly, "what were they smoking" kinda place. If all goes well, I'll have that up later tonight!

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On the morning of June 28th we made our way to what I would say the most screwed up park ever, Enchanted Forest. This is one of those parks that has you asking yourself, WTF were they smoking? Normally I would give a brief narrative of the park, but this time, I'm going to let the pictures speak for themselves.

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Part II

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Part III - Last Part of Enchanted Forest!

[JakizleI had sex with N-Tag before you did.]

Wow, that park is disturbing.

I lol'd hard at "whoregon" though

[larrygatorObsessive Overlord of the TPR Park Index]

Agreed, the Tip Top (Tea Cups) at Wild Waves spin like crazy. However a trip report with Enchanted Forest and no a mention of Challenge of Mondor is LAME!

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^ It was in there, we just didn't mention it by name, nor did I have a picture, epic fail on my part! We loved the Sally ride, I had high score 2 out of three times!