Erik & Smisty's Florida Oddventures

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Re: Erik & Smisty's Florida Oddventures

Postby cfc » Sun Apr 13, 2014 6:09 am

Philrad71 wrote:
gisco wrote:$45 dollars to enter the park and no coasters.


And karaoke with no alcohol?

Preposterous!


I know I'd have to be plastered before attempting Holy Land karaoke.
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Re: Erik & Smisty's Florida Oddventures

Postby Wily J » Fri May 13, 2016 11:02 pm

"Wait! Don't leave! Please? We'll let you kick a monkey."

I can't remember if this was a caption for the Sanford zoo or Jeebus Land, but damn that's some funny shite. :br

Still one of the best threads ever- :)

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Re: Erik & Smisty's Florida Oddventures

Postby cparkes92 » Tue Aug 08, 2017 6:40 am

TPR's Twitter linked back to this, so I had to read the Holy Land report! Love it! :b
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Re: Erik & Smisty's Florida Oddventures

Postby Canobie Coaster » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:46 pm

My girlfriend went to Holy Land and said it was a terrible experience. From your photos, I can see why she thought that.
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