Jizz Man's Halloween Special!

Happy Halloween TPR!

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, and I love haunted houses. This season, I visited some of the BEST in the midwest, including probably the most AMAZING and EXTREME haunted house in the WORLD.

I visited:

-U.S.S. Nightmare on the Ohio River in Cincinnati

www.ussnightmare.com

-TerrorFest in Columbus

www.theterrorfest.com

-Screampark in Lexington, KY

www.scarylexington.com

and...

Dead Acres' Haunted Hoochie in Patatskala, Ohio!

www.deadacres.com

--> First and foremost, Dead Acres' Haunted Hoochie in Patatskala (a few miles north of Columbus) is by far the most incredible haunted house experience you can possibly get. It's a huge indoor and outdoor attraction that takes about 25 minutes to walk through. First off, the actors are ALLOWED to touch you! That's right, they'll rub their chainsaws up and down your legs, grab your head, and just downright creep you out. It's all in good fun though- they'll touch you, but they won't hurt you. This is a small part of what makes it the best in the world. The scenes are beyond top quality; the anamitronics range from 20ft tall to little stuff here and there. This is a Halloween MUST SEE. It's unbelieveable...I can't even describe 1/4 of what this experience actually is.

Screampark in Lexington, KY. This is Hauntworld.com's Newcomer of the year. Our old Fear Fest/Haunt buddy decided to go off and build his own haunted attraction....and, well, he DID! And did a damn good job. THREE, that's right, three haunted houses are inside this old abandonded warehouse. The Abyss - A big maze that's, well, pitch black from start to finish. Castle of Fear - a VERY well themed trip back to the middle ages. Insanity: Chaos Attraction - A part chain link fence maze park normal maze through infected victims. Three quality houses for 15 bucks! If you're in the area, you need to check this out!

Terror Fest in Columbus - This sounded really, really good....and got great reviews. It's in this old abandonded brewery (sounds great, right?!) and has great theme - two houses in one, one leads into the other. But the actors were so boring and stale, this maze was not that good at all. The amount of effort into the house as far as setting up each room was GREAT. But the actors were so quiet and un-active....blah. Don't go! (Didn't take any pics)

U.S.S. Nightmare in Cinci, OH - This is a real haunted...BOAT! Yeah, it's a haunted boat on the Ohio River! A long walk through this demented ship will find everyone's fear...bridges over water, crazy unique surprises, claustrophobia, and lots of blood! This place really got me to jump! (Pics from USSNightmare.com)

Enjoy the photos...

-JZ

Time to take a trip to the ship's first aid room! Coming up...an IN DEPTH tour of ScreamPark in KY!

Captain ...he runs the ship. Someone else you don't want to run into! but he may run into you..

This dude is NOT someone you want to run into!

Onto....the USS Nightmare! Yup, it's on a boat over the Ohio River! (that makes it even scarier!)

It's all good because we all work a haunt and we're all like family! This guy was really cool. He's kind of like, the overseer...he does an AMAZING trick with that shotgun! Go check out the Hoochie!!!

Here's part of the physical aspect - crazy dude grabbing Britt and trying to bash her head in! LOL!

This pretty much sums up the Hoochie: Hot chicks, chainsaws, blood, and creepy dudes!

Get your ass to the Hoochie in Patatskala!!

Here's about 1/3 of the Haunted Hoochie

I'm a CRAZZZYYYY clown...gimme some candy 'cause it's HALLOWEEN!

EVERYONE needs to read this!

Dead Acres has two attractions: Haunted Hoochie - the big indoor/outdoor attraction....and Bad Trip in 3D...it had some cool props, not too many actors. NOT your usual clown maze!

Dead Acres comes with lots of crazy guys covered in blood.

A big thanks to Tyler Barnett for letting me get such great pictures! Check out Screampark!

The Joker made an appearance!

No surprise Screampark one Newcomer of the Year!

LO and Barnibus make a GREAT couple!

Family photo time!

The roamers were the best part, hands down. These guys are the best!

oh my goodness she's beautiful!

Psh. Harmless.

Oh no, they have Brad! I mean, oh well.

Back in Insanity? I must be going crazy with them!

Michael doesn't look too thrilled about giant animatronics. But the little with does!

Prince Albert doesn't look too happy

Time to check this place out. Unfortunately, due to lighting, I couldn't get many good shots.

A few more scary crazies, and you've made it out.

Here's Johny!

Then starts swining with an axe...and it starts coming through the door! OMG AWESOME!

And there's a crazy lady that gets closer and closer...

This is the coolest prop ever. It's a door...with a video screen as the window....

Seems some have been trapped in here for ages!

Oh lawd there's more.

Another dead end?! How do I get out??

They're here to taunt you every step of the way!

She is so omfg hot.

Oh they LOVE visitors!

There are my girls!

I'm not insane!

3D?

Insanity

The mazes are: Castle of Fear

If you're familiar with the "vagina" sections of mazes, the Abyss has one!

You give them twenty dollars, they give you a ticket and money back!

Taking a look inside. Antonio should love this place!

I'll pass, thanks..

I'll take that....annnddd that.

I want YOU to visit Screampark!

Souls says...this way...to your doom!

LO and Barnibus playing with the pig ears haha

Group Photo! With LO with with wings, Souls holding onto me, and Barnibus the pig on the right! Tyler, the owner is on the left next to me!

Gotta show some love for the Abyss before we go! Thanks for viewing!

man, next year, if I'm still around Cincinnati, I'd like to go with you to some of these. I've never actually been scared at a haunt maze.

-James Dillaman

man, next year, if I'm still around Cincinnati, I'd like to go with you to some of these. I've never actually been scared at a haunt maze.

 

-James Dillaman

Bahaha, for sure! Neither had I, really..but the USS Nightmare got me a few times; but Haunted Hoochie was like none other...just..woowwww...

I'm going to a place similar in Kentucky this weekend. Can't wait!

I really enjoyed this TR. It's so hard to do a haunted house TR, but you did very well with it. Also, jizz.