My buddy just called from Minnesota to tell me he got on Spongebob today, and he said it's badass.
He just happened to be going out there for his grandpa's funeral and I told him that they just opened NU a week ago. He said the highlight is the zero g roll, and that overall it's a really fun compact ride.
I'll probably never get on it.
Welcome To Magic Mountain. Cheer up, you could be at Knotts!