THE BIG MIKE ROAD SHOW - 2013 NEW USA COASTER GUIDE!! PG 757

[PKI JizzManJizzy jizz jizz jizz jizz]

Dear lawd the Ducky game has come a longggg way in terms of difficulty. I think I'm retiring from the game!

[STR8FXXXINEDGEJar-Jar Binks smells like Donkey]

^ Big Mike said this round was unusually hard and that the game would be back to normal after this round. Don't give up now.

On second thought, give it up. I think more people should give it up, too. This is WAY too hard!

[Medusa1861Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Donkey.]

Columbus Blue Jackets then. Bobs in net... what can go wrong? >= P

[orangecats2Full Fledged Donkey Enthusiast!]

^ Big Mike said this round was unusually hard and that the game would be back to normal after this round. Don't give up now.

On second thought, give it up. I think more people should give it up, too. This is WAY too hard!

Were you last season's winner?

Or was that pickinyourseat?

[STR8FXXXINEDGEJar-Jar Binks smells like Donkey]

^ That was me!

[orangecats2Full Fledged Donkey Enthusiast!]

^ That was me!

I thought so!!!

What did you choose as your prize? If you want to say, that is.

[STR8FXXXINEDGEJar-Jar Binks smells like Donkey]

^ I get a one week condo stay, for free! Not sure of the locations that I can choose from.

[jomisacaI Guess Donkeys Are Okay]

Dang Stupid computer...missed the last ducky contest with a crashed hard drive and by the time I got it fixed the guessing had closed. Didn't feel too bad about it since I found fifteen duckies and the majority seemed to be going with sixteen. Now I see the posted finds and of course I would have been right! Isn't that the way it always goes.........
Bring on the next round!!!

[orangecats2Full Fledged Donkey Enthusiast!]

^ I get a one week condo stay, for free! Not sure of the locations that I can choose from.

That's awesome!!! That's what I would pick too. Now I just have to win...

[Big MikeTPR's Friendliest Guy]

DID KATIE HOLMES LEAVE TOM CRUISE FOR BIG MIKE?


BREAKING NEWS - TMZ is reporting that Katie Holmes breakup with Tom Cruise may be the result of desiring another Mega star!

Sources have told TMZ that the famous legendary coaster rider Big Mike and Katie have been secretly rendezvousing everytime they are both in New York together!

TMZ sources say that "Big Mike" Betzler is currently one of the hottest celebrities on the planet right now, with a major motion picture opening right now using his intellectual property of his Magical Mikey shirts in the movie Magic Mike.

Big Mike has Traveled the World Riding Roller Coasters in his ultra cool gold shirt, and rumor has it that Katie Holmes has met up secretly with Big Mike on many occasions for a late night roll in the hay.

TMZ has also learned of a possible sex tape that may come to light very soon!

When asked by TMZ about the possible other man, Tom Cruise had this to say: "How can I compete with a guy that good looking? He is the only person who could pull off a steal of my wife and I knew something was up when Katie kept saying "Oh, that's why they call you Big Mike" in her sleep.

TMZ has learned that Big Mike will be traveling on The Big Mike Road Show 2012 World Tour - Northern California Leg for the next two weeks, will Katie meet up with him again? We will have to wait and see.