Fine, I guess you're right.
In that case, thank you SF for putting in a new coaster, a new wooden coaster and doing it this year so we can ride it like our 401k's. Maybe it will bring the numbers up in the park and we can have Kingda Ka II: Kingda Ka-er or whatever thrill is appropriate.
Wait. I can't even tell if i'm being sarcastic anymore or wrapped all the way back to genuine.
Either way, (little kid comes out) yay! new roller coaster!
(must be feeling better today)
(DAMN! just realized the perfect theme: 401K the RIDE!)
oh god i'm poor